If You Give a Plutonian a Free Lunch...

If you give a Plutonian a free lunch,
It is going to ask for a free dinner.
If you give it a free dinner,
It will get sleepy and want to stay the night.
If you let it stay the night,
It will want its own bed.
If you let it have his own bed,
It will want its own room.
If you give it its own room,
It will want a whole house.
If you give it its own house,
It will want some money so it can have a party.
If you give it some money,
It will throw a party and feel sick the next day.
If it feels sick the next day,
It will want free medical care.
If you give it free medical care,
It will want a free car to drive to the doctor's.
If you give it a free car,
It will want a free phone in case the car breaks down.
If you give it a free phone,
It will call its family to stay with it.
If its family moves in,
It will want all the free stuff for them too.
If you give the same stuff to its family,
They will want their own neighborhood.
If you give them their own neighborhood,
They will want the right to vote so their free stuff keeps coming.
But to give them the right to vote,
You have to make them citizens.
If you make them citizens,
Then they can't have free lunches.
They can't have free dinners.
They can't have free beds.
They can't have free rooms.
They can't have free houses.
They will have to pay taxes.
They will have to pay for their cars.
They will have to pay for their medical.
They will have to get jobs.
Their relatives won't want to stay.
So don't give an alien a free lunch,
For its own sake!