Looking for that perfect sleep. |
In trying to attain the perfect sleep, certain pillows with down feathers cooled my head and molded my neck, like a masseur’s adroit hands, and mattresses made mechanical, with their raising and lowering, came with number settings insomuch that firmness could be set to border shoulders hard and fast, or downy soft and delicate as if kid gloves treatment were second nature. And even water was promise of dreamland euphoria, a sleep sans burden of restlessness, of mixed pressure points extant, an uncomely, “going to sleep” of arms and hands from sleeping bent, a nightclub side body part extorted like a sap by strong-armed Don muscle. Where is the sympathy? The symphony? The repose, the doze, that REM that knows not of Sleepus Interuptus, that coma slumber snore? Mattresses as such, fine contrivances shaped by men in white coats dropping bowling balls at one end while red wine in tall glasses inhabit the other...ah, no wine is spilled, yet I am not a bowling ball; no, I am bone and flesh and nerves and knots hoping for launch into Earth orbit freefall sleep. So let me fall to deepest, sweetest sleep, contented, glad, relaxed; oppose the dark ages inquisition, bowed queen bed, box springs taxed by time, by clan, in-laws happy to amuse by blissful free-for-all dilly dally. Allow me pleasant dreams. Yet, wouldn’t you know it? The living room floor works best. 40 Lines Writer’s Cramp 4-18-16 |