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Rated: 18+ · Fiction · Comedy · #2075997
Knock, knock with somone
Death: Knock, knock.
Bill on other side of door: Who's there?
Death: Death.
Bill: Death who?
Death: Death To You.
Bill drops dead on the floor.
Death: Knock. Knock.
Bill:
Death: Knock. Knock.
Bill:
Death: I need to change my middle and last name. No one ever let's me in. I really need to use the restroom.
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