Dog Poem

Dog Poem

You're a filthy little beast
Yes you are
You are filthy and you are smelly
And you've got a dirty belly
You're a filthy little beast
Yes you are

You're a dirty little monster
Yes you are
Wiping tail and smelly toes
Shiny eyes and cold wet nose
You're a dirty little monster
Yes you are

You're a pesky little critter
Yes you are
Get down and go away
Let me be you cannot stay
You're a pesky little critter
Yes you are

Alright I'll scratch your ear
Just this once for no one's near
We'll be partners if you like
But keep your distance
You little mite
For I will not let you in
You filthy beast

No that's my bed, Off you go
You little beast
Keep your nose out of my hair
No I won't
Ok - we can share
It's warmer with us both here
You little beast