DUCK VS KITTY

So one day I see a duck in my napping house! I went to show him who's boss! "HEY! THAT'S MY NAP HOUSE!" I said "My quacking house now." I showed him my claws and he showed me his feathers. I laughed or meowed! Inside the feathers there were SWORDS! "MINE!" yelled duck. I was scared! So I kind of jumped through the roof. So I shot spit balls out my mouth! They were as fast as bullets! But he farted so it was so stinky the spit balls ran away! He threw his swords at me the swords got stuck in the wall in my fur.I couldn't move the duck came up to me and said "Who's quacking napping house is it now?" From this day fourth i'm humiliated because I got beat by a DUCK! Quack him!