Jail escape

"DON'T TAKE ME TO JAIL I DON'T KNOW WHO FRAMED ME!" I said when I was FRAMED! The frame part is another story. Now is the time for jail time for me. Oh no i'm in trouble I thought. You know why. I saw a guy that had an eye patch and tatoos and he was really big! He was my cell mate! I was big eyed. I got a cake. YUM! The sad thing is it was medal. The good thing is it had a file! I broke out the door the eye patch guy came. Beat up the security then I beat him up with the bar of the door. I went off the roof. Farted and sucked it back in that was my parachute! I got on the ground stole a cop car and left to a diffrent country!