Men Are Lesbians

-Men Are Lesbians-
by Keaton Foster
18+


Men
Are lesbians
There I said
Or rather
Spelled it
Before you get upset
Damn near pissed
Let me explain
Persuade
Just because
A child
Was born
With a prick
That does not
Make him
Fate him
Into becoming
The cock
Of any walk
I have this friend
His name is Glen
And Glen
Well he’s a lesbian
At least as he tells it
Now Glen is a man
With dainty hands
A thinner waist
And a butter face
He wears lipstick
Whoreish make up really
Eight inch stiletto heels
And mini mini skirts
Ones that barely cover
His crown jewels
As far as a lady
Looking like a man
Glen is a ten
As far as a man
Looking lick a chick
Glen is a two at best
Glen has great tits
Big ole boobies
Hooters
If you’ll indulge me
He got them done
And as he tells it
Spending a fortune
On his supple cans
They really are
The only thing
That distracts away
From the fact that he
Has an Adams apple
And a persistent
Five o’clock shadow
Glen dates the ladies
Bi-sexual trannies
They swing both ways
They like all that he does
He often tells me about
His tri-sexual escapades
Most of it sounds gross
You know
Ass to mouth kinda stuff
Some of it sounds freaky
Golden showers
Dirty Sanchez’s
All else, a bit verbose
No one should need
That much detail
When it comes to
Two dudes
Turned quasi ladies
Bumping uglies
But he likes to talk
And so I listen
I would not say
That I am homophobic
But rather agoraphobic
What I don’t know
Frightens me
And what I do know
Scares me to death
The other day
Him and I
She and I
Glen/Glendora
Were at lunch
Oddly
At a fish taco joint
And he/she said
Sweetie
Could you please
Pass the chili
I like my tacos
Spicy, saucy
Muy caliente
Ya feel me
I replied with a smile
Glen, don’t we all…


Men Are Lesbians
Written by Keaton Foster Copyright © 2015.