The Evil Mermaid

It was a beautiful day
At Mermaid's Bay
A ship was sailing on the ocean blue
They sang and dined, what a happy crew!
A handsome man stood at the front of the ship
Thunder struck him and he slipped
Unfortunately he fell
And hit his head on a shell
Poor him he died
But Ariel did not cry
She went and found another guy
So she met Peter Pan
Soon love began
The evil octopus was still there you see
And she also hated peas
Octopus choked Peter and he died
Also killed his lovely bride
Did you forget about Red Riding Hood?
If I were you I would
Red took out her gun
And all problems were done
So they lived happily after
C'mon any laughter?