18++ a poem that goes nowhere quick, very offensive, but based on a true event. Enjoy? LOL |
-A Monkey’s Butt- by Keaton Foster 18+ Gross and Offensive for sure, based off true event at zoo. Primate Monkey Crying uncle Think about it The gene pool Sure shallow Hallow Be this animal I know mammal Easy killer It is just a poem Yup You got it Right on Its highbrow art Or lowbrow farts Its semi smart Or really stupid Maybe all of the Above for mentioned This verse Is about eating crap Directly from the source So please put away You’re scientific Version of Wikipedia And ponder Which came first The chicken Or the egg The monkey Or the man Same diff Lame logic Why even ask I know right Pointless It of course will be Regardless indeed All of us Hanging from trees Screaming Look right here See me I’m better Than the last Simian you saw Brown Round Plump in size Can’t rape Those so willing It’s not a joke More of a reference Keep your shirts on That wife beater tee And that halter top Do not count as shirts Eating shit From of a monkey’s ass There I said it And Before you exit Stage left Let me be clear Adding Fluidity To this waste Grotesque Is indeed this case But if you stick Or should I say Lick with it The point to be made Will lighten all weight Allowing you to think Beyond comfort In this abyss of nonsense My professional arena Where even lemmings Yes I kinda mean you Receive special treatment This ode came to be Via my twisted need I was at the local zoo Ogling chimpanzees Natural Are redundancies Inspiration Comes from all life And some death It’s everywhere and nothing It’s something and nothing I said that twice on purpose Got that This is a circle jerk And you my friend Are the pivot man In the present and past I’ve been inspired By drying paint I’ve been transfixed By watching others Do absolutely nothing It’s just one of my things Here, at the zoo Or as I like to call it My relatives place There was a man Clearly one Of very strong faith He wore a wooden cross IN YOUR FACE If you will He was speaking Of God’s true word To his nubile son He prognosticated That God created All living creatures And that all his creations Had without question An undeniable purpose And there Without a real care Certain he was right He opened the door Laying down the gauntlet For little ole me Via such proximity I felt that he was somehow Daring me to add my two cents So like a shark in a tank Like a wolf in the dark Ready I was to pounce The perfect cue Would come via his son He replied and asked Not only opening The door wider But breaking that bitch down His son said, dear father You say our God above Created these monkeys For a man of such faith His answer seemed simple Too simple in fact He said my son Our gracious God above The master of us all Created these monkeys The ones right here before you He created them With a very specific purpose One as clear as day One as perfect as rain He created them So that humankind Could see that he, God Was masterful in his ideas He wanted to make beings Lesser then us So that we could further Appreciate all of his gifts These monkeys are just a step One of infinitely many That leads back to him And his immeasurable wisdom And precise craftsmanship Letting him know That I heard The conversation I was not part of I shouted can a brother Get an AMEN Then even quicker Maybe spoiling the moment Maybe shattering his idealism I saw something puzzling Hey kind sir, and blessed child Look over there That one monkey Created by God above Is eating shit directly from The other monkey’s ass The son screamed HOLY FUCKING SHIT The father cried out JESUS H CHRIST As he covered his sons eyes I was quick to add That shit eating monkey Kinda ruined it for ya Didn’t he? A Monkeys Butt Written by Keaton Foster Copyright © 2015. |