Pot Heads

Pot Heads
“What are we waiting for?!” Shane said.
“I’m waiting on you Shane! We were supposed to go pick up our pot an hour ago”, said Mary.
“Tyrone called an hour ago and said it was ready to be picked up I thought I told you.”
“Well come on, we don’t want to be late, Tyrone won’t give us our pot if we are late!”
The couple pulled up to the curb where Tyrone was standing waiting for them. He looked both ways and motioned for them to get out of the car. The three of them walked to the cinderblock building in front of them.
“I can’t believe we’re doing this honey”, said Mary.
“Shhh, stop talking”, said Shane.
Tyrone walked into a separate room and handed Mary and Shane their pot. They were so happy; they had never seen anything so beautiful. It was the perfect shade of green. They got upset because they knew it would be gone in just a few minutes. They shook Tyrone’s hand, gave him the money and he set them on their way.
“Wow that was the best pot store I have ever been to, it was so many different kinds”, said Mary.
“Yes this will be the perfect wedding gift for John and Lisa, this limited edition, green, Betty Crocker cooking pot will be perfect for their new home.