Six-Pack of Love

I have so much love in my system it spews out of me after too much to drink.

I have so much love I had to get my stomach pumped.

Did you know the leading cause of death while driving is being in love?

Love is something that everyone cautions against in Middle School, but ends up trying in High School or College anyway.

Love is one of those things people swear they will never do, "I'll never be in love", but always do.

When I was a kid, my dad used to come home in love, and beat my mom.

When my aunt flossed her skull with a red shotgun shell, with no note, she must have been in love....

I think it's good that we have a legal age limit on Love. 21 seem like a responsible age...


Be safe, come home at a reasonable hour, and don't fall in love.