Happy Birthday To Me

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

I must perform - put on an act - I must perform!  Oh god, I gotta act!  Happy birthday to me.  Put on your show my little man, walk on your hind legs.  Oh, that laugh!  Aren't I doing it right?  Did I stumble?  Bring out the smiles, bring out the cuteness, bring out the terror!  Happy birthday to me.

Where can I hide?  Where is my hole?  They can find me wherever I go!  Mommy help me!  Oh god, that laugh!  I'm not trying to be cute!  I'm not putting on a show!  Mommy I'm scared!  Happy birthday to me.

Nowhere to go.  Wherever I go there they are, there she is.  Can't someone help me?  Can't someone save me?  The terror of that laugh!  The terror in that laugh!  I will hide in here.  I will stay in here.  I will never come out.  But they will find me!  Happy birthday to me.