Food for words

This is my grandmother’s recipe to make a successful recipe. It’s so easy, even you* could it.

*Intelligent chef’s guidance recommended

Ingredients
Paper  - 12 gsm
Pen  - 1
Right Hand**  - 1, finely divided into fingers
Author  - Garnishing


** Allergic? Substitute left hand

Method
1 – Grill someone for a secret recipe. Constant pestering is the best tool.
2 – Scribble a rough draft.
3 – Let it sit overnight. Meanwhile, tweet that you’ve written ‘the best recipe ever!’ (It’s never too early for marketing.)
4 – Grab an author and garnish with grammar.
5 – The end! Best served at room temperature