Tourette-Sestina

"Let it be said, you fucker,
tourette syndrome is not fucking funny.
The ever-present hiccups of cursing
surround me like shit on diarrhea.
I utter swear words at unpleasent times,
shout uncontrollably at passers-by."

"What you look at, pisser-by?
Go mind your own business, you fucker!
I too wish I could be silent at times;
hell, do you think I find this shit funny?
Shit escapes my mouth like diarrhea!
Fuck it! It's the curse of fucking cursing!"

"When did I start the cursing?
I don't fucking know, random passer-by.
I think I had real diarrhea
when my mouth slipped and formed the word fucker.
I was a kid and thought it was funny,
but dad beat my ass more than sixty times."

"It's been like that many times.
I was beaten so often for cursing,
that sometimes my head felt kind of funny.
My mom gave me a gag for passers-by
so I would not curse at them, these fuckers!
God knows what causes this diarrhea."

"I know that diarrhea
is something different, I heard it times.
Co-pro-fucking-la-lia, you fucker.
Yeah, that is the doc's term for my cursing.
Told me to be quiet 'round passers-by,
they would find my cursing less than funny."

"But.. you know what is funny?
My favourite word, it's diarrhea!
I will repeat it around passers-by;
again and again, for so many times..
'Diarrhea, fucker!' - God bless cursing!
Docs say I'm crazy, but fuck these fuckers!"

"You know - it's funny - for so many times
did I hate diarrhea and cursing,
but pisser-by: you shitty arse remain a fucker!"