The Laxative...

Episode: "the laxative"


this story was written based on a dream I had, I found it hysterical so I turned it into a story, I hope you all enjoy, no hate please :)

Hazel: *bends over to grab something and shoe squeaks*

Deliah: bahahahah nice fartttt

Hazel: that was my shoe.

Deliah: nice cover up. *chuckles*

Hazel: *glares*

Jack: gaw Deliah can't you just be nice?! I saw her shoe move

Hazel: looks up at Jackand smiles*

Deliah: what ever *chuckles*

Hazel: hey, Jack, thanks *smiles*

Jack: she's rude. I'll get her back for you.

Hazel: how do you plan do that? *smiles*

Jack: you'll find out *winks*

Hazel: *smiles* okay




Deliah is mopping and almost falls*




Hazel: *laughs*

Deliah: yeah well at least I didn't fart hahahahahaha

Hazel: hahaha you're so funny. I already told you it was my shoe gosh.




-The next day-

Jack: hey Deliah you want my chocolate bar? I bought it and opened it but realized I'm not hungry.

Deliah: aw sure thanks jack!

Jack: anytime

Hazel: *looks up at Jack*

Jack: *sits down next to me*

Hazel: um. what was that?

Jack: me, being nice.

Hazel: mmm. Okay. *looks confused*

hazel: I'm gonna be so lonely in 3rd hour.

Jack: no ya won't.

3rd hour

Hazel: this is what you meant.

Jack: exactly.

Hazel: We better not get in trouble for laughing today.

Jack: we won't.

Hazel: okay.

Jack: I told me mom I wanted to study today and I told her you could help me. Ali isn't gonna be here since she's at the doctor and Nate will be at the dentist I don't want you to be lonely.

Hazel: you're so great.

Jack: thank you!:) I know I am.

Hazel: *smiles*

Ms Suzan: you may study together as long as you're quiet

Ms Susan: hazel, could you help Jack with his math?

Hazel: sure!

*sitting in the back*

Montana: may I go to the bathroom?

Ms Susan: yeah give me your planner.

3 mins later

Jack: *reaches in bag and sees chocolate bar* oh my gaw.

Hazel: what?

Jack: I didn't give her the chocolate

Hazel: *tries to keep from laughing so we don't get in trouble* well what'd you give her then?

jack: my sister bought a laxative and a chocolate bar and I accidentally gave her the laxative.

Hazel: covers mouth* I'm dying OMG jack!

Jack: *covers his mouth* haha. hahahahah.

Hazel: *begins writing* so you add this side if its a negitave because you add the- Jack are even you listening?

Jack: I'm sorry. I was but I got distracted.. you know i think she shared half of it with Montana

Hazel: poor Montana. Should you go check on him and make sure he's alright?

Jack: he'd totally do it for me. Not

Hazel: but it would be the nice thing to do.

Jack: but I wanna be with you and study

hazel: oh you're so nice

Jack: you are too.

Hazel: can I play with your hair?

Jack: can you please? I might fall Asleep

Hazel: no don't get yelled at by your mom

Jack: okay

Hazel: *pets hair* ugh can I have your hair softness?

Jack: it's not that soft

hazel: its perfect and soft the perfect color the perfect texture lays the perfect way and it's soft!

Jack: *face turns red* *smiles*

Hazel: you're blushing aren't you?

Jack: no...

Hazel: yes yes you are

Jack: no... *blushes*

Hazel: well now you are

Jack: you caught me

Hazel: that's cute

Montana: *comes back*

Montana: Jack, dude I just took the worst crap.

Jack: Montana,

Montana: *looks puzzled* what?

Jack: you um seem to forget um there's Um I don't know um A GIRL RIGHT HERE!

Montana: she doesn't care

Hazel: yes of course it thrills me to hear about Montana's craps *laughs*

jack: montana, that's not gonna get you girls

Montana: you just heard her.

Jack: learn the definition of sarcasm

Hazel *laughs* y'all don't argue we're all friends I think.. If Montana even thinks that way I don't like to say he's my anything Cus of past experiences

Montana: :O dont even start, yes were friends.

hazel: so anyway are you okay?

Montana: ...I'm flushed out that's the word for it *giggles* I feel bad for the next person that goes in there.

Deliah: I'll be back I have to go call my dad I forgot I need some notecards for a project

Jordan: ight




montana: imma go sit back down

Hazel: later, Montana.

Jack: peath and love

Hazel:peath on earth

Jack: look. *points*

Deliah: *gets up*

Deliah: may I go to the office to call for some notecards?

Ms Susan: no. You have 5 mins left of class

Jack: *laughs*

Hazel: what?

Jack: she doesn't need notecards she needs to poopied

Hazel: *giggle* I love when you say poopied

Jack: poopied

2 mins later

Jack: *looks down in stress*

Hazel: are you okay?

Jack: yeah. But I don't wanna get in trouble

Hazel: why would you get in trouble?

Jack: i gave her a laxative that's like bullying

Hazel: you didn't mean to.

Jack: I know but that bag says laxatives and she's gonna find out

Hazel: just explain to her.

Jack: you're hanging with me and she's gonna think it's something we came up with

Hazel: Well she can kiss your cute bubble butt

Jack: I don't want her to actually she can do it from 50 miles away

hazel: this is why you're awesome

Jack: *blushes*

Bell rings-

4th hour

Jack: Montana,

Montana: wha?

Jack: did you eat any of that chocolate Deliah had?

Montana: yes like a half of it why?

Jack: *facepalms*

Montana: what

Jack: I accidentally gave her Vanessa's laxative

Montana: JACK!!!!

Hazel: It's okay he didn't know

Montana: yeah, but I shared it with Nathan

Jack: *puts head down*

Montana: you can get In so much trouble for that.

Jack: I'm aware!

Montana: you're lucky I have the bag

Jack: you're a life savor. *reaches in to grab the bag*

Montana: *pulls it away* but, I still have to make a deal with you because you're the reason I have tha trots

Jack: *discusted look* euh please don't put it Like that.

Montana: *hands it to him* eat it

Jack: uh no way! It's not my fault you ate candy Given to you by someone else!

Montana: eat it. *glares*

Hazel: okay montana, that's really kinda harsh

Montana: and what happened to me isn't?!

hazel: well it is, but It was a honest mistake

Montana: how do I know I you weren't trying to be mean to Deliah

Jack: you only care Cause you like her.

Jack: but no I didn't do it on purpose

Montana: I don't like Deliah!

Montana: you KNOW that I like Ali

Jack: but you like Deliah a little bit.

Montana: no I did.. She hurt me really bad.

Hazel: then why are you defending her?

Jack: if..?

Montana: because it's not her fault I'm not good enough

Hazel: don't say that.

jack: yeah don't

Montana: why not say it? it's 100% true

hazel: montana, it's not that you aren't good enough it's because you aren't good enough for her.

Montana: let's talk about this in PE she's probably fixing to be here

Hazel she's been in here for at least 15 mins

Montana: shhh--oot I said shoot

1 min later

Montana: crap!

Hazel: what?

Jack: what?

Montana: I don't have the bag.

Jack: so does that mean, Deliah does?

Montana: what do you think?

At lunch

Hazel: so, how'd Deliah hurt you?

Montana: The things she said at that dance a while back they hurt my feelings

Hazel: well what'd she say?

Montana: I don't wanna talk about it.

Hazel: please?

Jack: she's more worthy of a secret then Jade is

Hazel: *cough* true *cough*

Montana: she made sure that I was positive she wasn't happy being with me and she hits me in the head with basketballs and books and footballs and when I text her she doesn't answer and when she does it's never nice

Hazel: hmm.. That last parts not ironic.. *mumbles* you totally didnt do that to me.

Montana: what?

Hazel: nothing.

montana: I just membered.

Jack and Hazel: what?

Montana: I got hungry and ate the laxative

Hazel: dumbo.

Jack: *laughs*

Hazel: *moves down*

Jack: *moves down*

Montana: way to leave me!

Hazel: sorry! *laughs*

2 mins later

Deliah: alright who put the laxatives in my bag?

Hazel: *looks at Jack trying not to laugh*

Jack: *widens eyes*

Hazel: *whispers* calm down and act natural. If she asks be honest.

Jack: she's gonna tell my mom!

Hazel: your mom was with your sister when she bought it right?

Jack: yeah. I think. Idk.

Hazel: well she'll understand.

Jack: okay. I guess

Deliah: I blame you, Jack

Jack: why would you automatically blame me?

Deliah: I dunno. You gave me chocolate this morning.

Deliah: and I think It may be something the two of you came up with.

Hazel: why would I be a part of it?

Deliah: well you two NEVER hang. And today you haven't left eachothers side. Which makes it questionable.

Hazel: just Cus jack and I were hanging and he gave you chocolate doesn't mean that we put laxatives in your bag.

Deliah: well why have you two been automatically so tight? It's kind of ironic.

hazel: I don't have to explain my friendships with anybody to you.

Jack: let me see it.

hazel: *looks at jack*

deliah: *hands it to jack*

Jack: *reads it* you're right. This is the bag I gave you this morning.

Hazel: *whispers* Jack, what are you Doing?

Jack: *whispers* you'll see.

Jack: I remembered We bought both, and I accidentally grabbed the wrong bag when I gave it to you. I'm so sorry. I found the chocolate in my bag earlier but I was scared you'd hurt me. Right hazel?

Hazel: yeah. He did.

Deliah: and how do I know this isn't something y'all came up with.

Hazel: by the look on Jack's face. You can tell he's sorry. I was with him when he found it. He freaked out. He feels horrible. He would never do anything like that to hurt someone. He's not that mean!

Jack: she's right.

Deliah: okay. Fine I'm sorry for accusing you guys I believe you. Please try not to let it happen again.

Jack: I won't. And I'm really sorry.

Deliah: it's alright.. *walks off to sit with her friends*

Hazel: see we did it.

Jack: we sure did. Thanks for your help. I don't know what I woulda done if I were on my own.

Hazel: you're welcome. That's what friends are for! Thanks for hanging out with me today. It was fun!

Montana: oh thank God. *Sits down next to us* It was a chocolate bar! See?

Hazel: hooray *laughs*

Jack: *laughs* you're so dumb.

Hazel: I can't stop *laughs*

After school

Hazel: well I gotta go.. My moms here text me?

Jack: I'll think about it.

Hazel: think hard.

Jack: I will.

Hazel: *laughs* see ya later

Jack: later! *laughs*