Treehouse of Horror 2013

Welcome dear reader, to a bunch of Simpson's Halloween stories written together as a trilogy in 2013. Read on for some of the weirdest Simpson's fan fiction you have ever read, will ever read or ever have read. FOREVER.

Disclaimer: The Simpson's belong to Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. This fan fiction is intended as a non profit parody only, no conscious attempt to defame, pass off or claim ownership has been made within this text. All characters within are purely fictional and in no way intended to resemble persons living or dead. No offence is intended to any reader, if offence is caused anyway please feel free to stop reading at any time instead of reading the entire thing then complaining anyway.

Deep within the HQ of the NSA, banks of computer monitors and computers were all over the room which was lit by red lighting.

“Ha ha ha! Excellent work Manbastard, now through our new trapezoid surveillance program I the head of the NSA shall be able to use any internet connected device to spy on people through a camera, observe.” said Keith the head of the NSA then he pressed a button which made a view of a toilet in someone’s bathroom with a man sitting on the lavatory appear on the screen.

“Hmm, I'm a career spy and even I think this is more than I needed to know.” Manbastard replied then Keith squinted at Manbastard.

“You're not going to go all Edward Snowden on me are you?” Keith asked.

“No, no, of course not, but do we really need to see people pooping?” Manbastard asked.

“Of course we do, we're the NSA! EVERYTHING IS OUR BUSINESS!” Keith replied.

“What do you think Obamabot?” Manbastard asked then the view pulled out to reveal a robot Obama whose head moved up and down on a hydraulic jack while his arms flailed wildly.

“Danger danger! My arms and flailing! CHANGE! HOPE! HOPE AND CHANGE! CHANGE! CHANGE! CHANGE!” Obamabot said while flailing around like a numpty.

“Huh, anyway I wonder what else is on.” Keith said then changed the channel.

Part 1.

My Life As An Elementary School Robot.

It was a warm July day at the Simpson house on Evergreen Terrace in Springfield, Bart and Lisa were playing with a kick ball on the front lawn. Bart kicked the ball and it bounced awkwardly towards the road.

“I'll get it!” Lisa said and ran after it into the road. Only as she picked up the ball did Lisa notice the Mac Truck bearing down on her only a few meters away. Before she had time to get out of it's way the truck hit her, despite the driver applying the brakes in an attempt to stop the vehicle. Lisa was thrown some distance up the road where she landed on her head then rolled until she was lying face down.

“LISA!” Bart said and ran after her.

“Oh no! I've gotta get out of here!” The driver of the truck said then jammed the truck into gear and drove away. Bart arrived at the spot where Lisa was lying.

“Lisa! Lisa! Are you all right?” Bart asked as only a ten year old boy could in that situation. Lisa groaned and then rolled over and sat up.

“Uh my head, wait, how am I still conscious? I just got hit by a truck!” Lisa said to herself.

“Wow, it's a miracle.” Bart said then hugged his sister. Lisa however wasn't so sure about the possibility of divine intervention, she realised that she should have been hospitalised in that accident if not killed outright.

“Lisa, Lisa. LISA!” Bart said which brought Lisa out of her contemplation.

“Let's go play in the back yard.” Lisa said then Bart retrieved the ball which had landed in someone’s hedge nearby.

The next day Homer was looking for his reading glasses on the night stand in the master bedroom. He moved a copy of “I Robot” by Isaac Asimov which landed on a strange looking remote and depressed a button marked with On/Off. In Lisa's room Lisa was reading a book at her desk when suddenly she spaced out, dropped the book and fell to the floor. Bart heard the thud and ran into the room.

“Oh no! Lisa! She's dead! It must have been when she got hit by the truck!” Bart said to himself. Homer overheard this then returned to the night stand where he moved the book and turned Lisa back on with the remote. Back in Lisa's room Lisa sat upright then looked around in confusion.

“Why am I on the floor? What happened?” Lisa asked.

“Lisa, you blacked out, I think you might have brain damage from that accident the other day.” Bart explained.

“Oh no, I should go see the doctor.” Lisa replied. Meanwhile Marge has come into the room.

“Okay, time for bed, both of you, you have school in the morning.” Marge demanded.

“Mom, I blacked out after I got hit by that truck the other day, I really think I should see a doctor.” Lisa said.

“Don't worry honey, I'm sure it'll be fine.” Marge said then hugged Lisa.

“But shouldn't we go see.” was as far as Lisa got.

“Now go to bed, right now.” Marge replied then Bart and Marge left the room and everyone went to bed.

The next day at school Lisa felt fine but something about the incident the other day was still bothering her. How did she survive getting hit by a Mac Truck then randomly pass out while reading a book in her room for no apparent reason. There was something fishy going on here and Lisa decided to get to the bottom of it.

When she arrived home that afternoon Lisa went straight to her mother and asked her what was going on. She described the accident again then her passing out in her room.

“I'm sure it's nothing.” was all Marge would say.

“Mom, please something is very wrong here. I should be in hospital or worse.” Lisa began.

“You just couldn't leave it alone could you?” Marge asked then she sighed.

“Okay, Lisa you want the truth, here's the truth, you're not really a human at all, you're a machine, an android designed and built by Professor Frink. You have a positronic brain and nanites that allow your body to repair itself and grow. Your entire life has been an experiment to see if a machine could pass as a human.” Marge explained. Lisa was in shock, but it all made sense, why she wasn't like the other kids, why she was so much smarter than her peers, why she always felt like she didn't fit belong or fit in. Why she survived the accident with no broken bones or internal injuries. Then she did the only thing an eight year old robot girl could do in that situation, she cried and ran off.

“No, no, it's not true!” Lisa said then she cried and ran to her room. Marge looked upset then she picked up the receiver and dialled Professor Frink who answered the phone.

“Professor Frink, it's Marge Simpson, I'm afraid Lisa has found out she's not really a human at all.” Marge explained.

“Oh good glavin, well I suppose we had a good run, nearly nine years, I'll inform the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology (Or SHIT for short.) of the result of the experiment, mavin.” Frink replied.

“But what do we do about Lisa? Do we keep her or do we return her to you?” Marge asked.

“Oh my no, I have no need of another robot so you might as well keep her, glavin, mavin.” Frink replied then hung up. Marge hung up the receiver then left the kitchen.

In Lisa's room she was crying on the bed when Marge began banging on the door.

“Lisa, open this door right now or I'll have your father break it down.” Marge threatened angrily. Lisa looked up then dried her eyes, got up and opened the door. Marge pushed her way in, picked Lisa up and threw her onto the bed. Lisa noticed that she was carrying a remote control in her hand.

“Okay Lisa since you don't believe the truth I'll just have to prove it to you, since you like science and proof so much get a load of this science.” Marge said then pressed a button on the remote which caused a powerful electric current to pass through Lisa. Then she pressed another button and the top of Lisa's head opened up on a hinge which flipped backwards. Inside some of the internal workings of her positronic brain could be seen.

“See? You're no more a human than the microwave or the toaster. Now go and mow the lawn, do the laundry, dust and make the beds.” Marge ordered.

“Hey! Just because I'm a robot doesn't mean you can treat me like a slave!” Lisa replied.

“Yes is does, human rights are for humans, you're a robot so you don't have any. Now get going before I electrocute you again.” Marge replied.

“But, but why would you do this, I thought we were friends.” Lisa responded.

“Lisa I only pretended to like you because I was required to by the SHIT, ooops, anyway the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology required me to treat you like a real child for the sake of the experiment. Oh and I'll be calling your principle at school, from now on you're on janitorial duty with Grounds keeper Willie.” Marge explained then Lisa left the room to go start her chores grumbling all the way.

There then followed a montage of Lisa doing menial jobs at the school including, scrubbing the urinals, unblocking the toilets, mopping up puke, raking leaves, picking up dog poop etc. At every stage Bart and a bunch of other kids from the school are laughing at her and pointing including when she's at home in bed at night. Wierd Al's “Dare to be stupid” plays over the entire sequence except the very end where Nelson goes “Ha ha! Your mechanical!”

The next day Lisa came into the TV room and approached her parents.

“Mom, Dad, why am I being discriminated against just because I'm a mechanical/electrical machine instead of a biochemical/electrochemical machine like humans?” Lisa asked.

“Lisa, we're people, we're special. God created us and we're at the centre of the universe. If that wasn't truth we'd just be meat machines with no meaning or purpose in a cold indifferent empty universe which is just too horrible to be true. Now go get me a beer robot.” Homer replied.

“Yeah and while you're at it clean the floor in the kitchen. It's filthy.” Marge said.

“That's it! I'm going on strike!” Lisa said then picked up a placard and headed for the city hall.

When Lisa arrived there she marched up and down with a sign saying End Machine Discrimination Equal Android Rights Now written on it. Homer and Marge pulled up in Homer's ugly pink car, turned Lisa off using the remote picked her up and threw her into the back of the car then drove off.

Back at the Simpson's house Homer took the switched off Lisa down to the basement then dumped her there among the old newspapers and out of date calenders.

“There now everything is solved for ever.” Homer said dusting off his hands. The words Five Minutes Later appeared on screen then a strange banging noise was heard outside along with explosions. Marge answered the front door. Professor Frink and Mayor Quimby were both there.

“Mrs Simpson, please we think your robot daughter might be the only one who can save this town from Mecha Hugo Chavez, with the stomping and the explosions and the oh glavin that's not supposed to bend like that, mavin.” Professor Frink explained.

“Quickly, do something while we still have a town to save.” Quimby said.

“But what could Lisa do? She's not a combat robot.” Marge replied.

“Actually Mrs Simpson I added a hidden giant combat mode which I call Ultra Mega Super Lisa for just such an eventually with the contingency and the foresight and the oh mavin this is our last hope, bhoy.” Frink explained.

“Homer, get Lisa from the basement!” Marge said then Homer ran into the basement, well I say ran, fell down every stair was more like it. Then he reappeared with Lisa. Frink switched her back on with his special remote.

“Hey! What happened? Did you switch me off again?” Lisa said angrily.

“No time to explain, under attack by Mecha Hugo Chavez, Lisa you're the only one who can save us.” Frink explained.

“But why should I? You treated me like a slave, why should I fight for a society that hates me?” Lisa asked.

“Okay Lisa, here's the deal, you stop that giant rampaging Marxist and we'll recognise you as a member of our community with the same rights as anyone else.” Mayor Quimby suggested.

“Okay, I'll do it.” Lisa said.

“You'll have to get outside in an open space for the transformation.” Frink explained. Lisa stood in the middle of the road then Frink pressed a button on his special remote which caused Lisa to transform and grow until she was a giant battle robot version of herself complete with giant guns and combat arms.

Meanwhile Mecha Chavez was laying waste to down town Springfield, Lisa left Evergreen Terrace via Elm Street then turned east and saw Mecha Chavez laying into the Springfield Trade Centre. Lisa flipped a pair of folding artillery guns which were attached to her upper arms into position and fired along with a battery of laser cannons positioned on her shoulders. Her shots hit Mecha Chavez but that just made it angry.

“Must crush Capitalism!” Mecha Chavez said then began stomping towards Lisa. Lisa folded up her artillery guns then her fists opened up to reveal a pair of huge mutli barrel guns which she fired at Mecha Chavez, unfortunately they barely made a dent and she had to switch back to close combat mode. The two giant robots traded blows for a while until Lisa managed to side step an attack from Mecha Chavez which caused it to stumble then Lisa punched it and it fell into the Springfield State Building destroying the structure.

Meanwhile a nuclear missile was speeding towards Springfield with the target locked in as Mecha Chavez. It seemed somebody outside Springfield had taken matters into their own hands.

Mecha Chavez got up once again but Lisa took it down with a series of vicious punches and kicks until it fell. Right on top of Springfield Elementary School.

“Ooops.” Lisa said then as she bent down to look for survivors the nuclear missile roared up behind her then overshot and went out to sea. Lisa stood up and saw it.

“Uh oh.” Lisa said to herself as the missile headed for the horizon with it's arse on fire.

On board the missile the targeting system read, Error, error, target not found. Error 56, banana in drive. Please consult operation manual.

At the Simpson's house everyone could see the missile and the school building being crushed by Mecha Chavez.

“What was that?” Homer asked.

“Good lord, I forgot to tell the military to cancel that nuclear strike on Mecha Chavez and now the missile has gone off course.” Quimby admitted then there was a distant nuclear explosion.

“What country did we just blow up?” Marge asked.

“According to this North Korea.” Frink replied then everyone cheered except for Lisa.

Part 2.

Springerfield.

It was a sunny day without a cloud in the sky in Springfield, the Simpson's were enjoying a nice relaxing walk down the waterfront when suddenly they heard a noise. From the nearby ocean emerged a giant rabbit that shall from here on be known as Binky. Binky frowned then flew into a violent rage, he destroyed the lighthouse, the S S Springfield which split in two and sank then he approached The Rusty Barnacle.

“Yarrg, by Davey Jones ghost what in all the seven seas is that?” Captain MacAlister asked as the Simpson's and everyone else who was able fled. Binky quickly laid waste to The Rusty Barnacle.

“Ah Rats, there goes my retirement money.” Captain MacAlister said to himself as Binky raged away to the north through Springfield.

As the Simpson's fled the saw Binky attacking the Springfield War Memorial Stadium and the Springfield Colosseum. At KBBL Radio Bill and Marty were just reporting the monster when it stamped and kicked them to death along with the rest of the station.

“Into the subway, it can't follow us in there.” Marge said then the family fled underground into the tunnels. Binky continued his rampage to the west.

In a tall office building Gil Gunderson was on the telephone, he put the phone down and stood up.

“Guess what everybody? I just sold the lease on the Springfield State Building. Booya!” Gil said then in the background through the windows Binky could be seen smashing the Springfield State Building to pieces.

“Aww not again, old Gil just can't get a break. Well looks like it's suicide for me again.” Gil said to himself.

Binky meanwhile was busy carrying out an unscheduled demolition of the Springfield Trade Centre. Kent Brockman was doing a piece to camera as the giant Rabbit destroyed the building.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I've been to Korea, Vietnam and Starbucks and I can say this is a million times worse. I'm Kent Brockman and today in down town Springfield a monstrous rabbit is destroying buildings for no apparent reason. I place the blame firmly with you the viewer for allowing sequestering to weaken our armed forces to the point America's enemies could enact their giant Rabbit plot. What? Yes I know we're live!” Brockman said angrily. Nearby Binky ripped the statue of Jebadiah from it's foundations then threw it at them ostensibly destroying Brockman and his film crew.

The Simpson's meanwhile had arrived on Elm Street, via the Subway. Binky was on the warpath still and was heading for Springfield Elementary.

“Oh no! A giant monster! I must film it badly with a hand held camera instead of fleeing in blind panic!” Homer said and produced a small hand held camera which he pointed at Binky. Binky meanwhile began destroying the school.

“Oh no!” Lisa said.

“Woohoo! Rock on giant rabbit!” Bart said.

“Kids, Homer, come on, we've got to find my sisters and your dad.” Marge said urgently.

“Oh okay, but I get to film everything badly.” Homer said then there followed a montage of the Simpson's running towards the Spinster City apartments while Binky rampaged around them from Homer's hand held camera point of view.

When the Simpson's got close they saw that Binky had already damaged the Spinster City building which was now leaning into the Springfield Arms Apartments. Fortunately the giant Rabbit was distracted by some National Guard Soldiers firing at him so he did no more damage to the building. Since the first few floors had been devastated the only way in or out was by climbing across from the Springfield Arms.

“Oh no, my sisters are trapped.” Marge said.

“No mom, we can climb across from the other building, look!” Lisa said then the Simpson's ran into the Springfield arms where they see Comic Book Guy trapped under the ruins of his apartment.

“Worse Monster Rampage Ever.” Comic Book Guy said as the Simpson's headed for the stairs to the roof.

On the roof they found that it was now possible to climb across due to the angle of the buildings. They climbed across then entered the Spinster City Apartments. Everything was cock eyed as if the building had fallen on it's side, which it sort of had.

“Wow, this is crazy, I think I'm gonna be sick, urp.” was about as far as Homer got before puked and had to put down his camera. Eventually they reached Patty and Selma's apartment. They were both trapped under rubble where a section of wall had collapsed.

“Oh no! Quick, dig them out!” Marge said then the family removed the rubble that was pinning them.

“Uh, thanks, I thought we were gonners for sure. What's up with that giant rabbit anyway?” Patty asked.

“Who cares? Let's just get out of here.” Selma replied.

“There's a way out on the roof.” Lisa explained.

“Let's go.” Patty and Selma said then they all climbed back to the roof and climbed back across to the Springfield Arms then back down to street level.

“Homer your dad's still in the Retirement Castle.” Marge said.

“So?” Homer asked then Marge and everyone else in the group including Maggie glared at him.

“Oh, you mean today, right, let's go.” Homer said and they set off for the Retirement Castle.

Binky meanwhile was having fun wrecking the DMV, the Town Hall, the court and the municipal building. Arnie Pie was describing the carnage on Channel Six.

“The giant monster is cutting a swathe of devastation through down town Springfield, never in the history of our pathetic little town have we seen anything like this.” Arine said on the TV.

“Arnie, are there any survivors in the wreckage?” A battered looking Kent Brockman asked over the radio of the helicopter while sitting at the Channel Six news desk on TV.

“Well I can't see through concrete and metal now can I Kent?” Arnie replied testily.

“Arnie please, the survivors.” Kent Brockman continued.

“I just said I don't know Kent.” Arnie replied angrily.

Meanwhile the Simpson's had made it to the Springfield Retirement Castle where old people were being loaded into Mini Vans so they could go die some place else instead of here. They rushed up to Grandpa Simpson's room.

“Dad, you've got to get out of here. There's a horrible monster on the loose and he's marrying gays. Oh all so a giant rabbit is destroying the town.” Homer said, everyone else in the group rolled their eyes.

“Ton sarn it, I was born in this nursing home and I'll die in this nursing home.” Grandpa replied.

“Please Grandpa, if not for yourself for your children and grandchildren.” Lisa said.

“Oh fine, but I still get to watch Matlock.” Grandpa said then he put on his coat and hat to leave. However when they exited the Retirement Castle they found that all the vehicles had gone.

“Let's go this way!” Homer said then pointed in a direction. They walked along the street until they made it to an army checkpoint where civilians were being air lifted out via helicopter.

They boarded a Chinook helicopter which flew over Springfield and the still rampaging Binky. Suddenly a B2 Spirit flew over and unloaded it's entire bomb load onto Binky which knocked him down. He stood up, was suddenly dressed as Ryu from Street Fighter for no reason then Dragon Punched the Helicopter while yelling “Hadouken!” as the Simpson's helicopter span out of control towards the ground Binky did the Robot dance then another B2 flew over and dropped a MOAB (Mother Of All Bombs) on Binky which killed him.

Meanwhile across the river the helicopter carrying the Simpson's and Marge's sisters had crashed near the Springfield Squidport. They struggled from the wreckage only to find Godzilla attacking from the sea.

“Oh come on!” Homer said and dropped to his knees.

Part 3.

My Sister, My Clone.

The Imperial March from Star Wars played in Mr Burns office at the power plant, Burns was sitting with his head in his hand which suddenly slipped and hit the desk as Mr Smithers came in through the door.

“Good news sir, according to this memo project Cloneanheir has been successful and final testing is under way.” Smithers said then handed a piece of paper to Mr Burns.

“Excellent.” Burns said and steepled his fingers while grinning maliciously.

“Forgive my impertinence sir but what's this all about?” Smithers asked in confusion.

“Ah my dear Smithers. Ever since that Simpson boy rejected me and his youngest sister shot me I've been looking for an heir. So I had my pet scientists clone Lisa Simpson from a sneeze on my desk. They've produced a perfect clone complete with genetic memory.” Mr Burns explained.

“But sir is it really wise to look to the Simpson family for an heir after everything that's happened between you, all so I do believe genetic memory was dismissed as nonsense decades ago.” Smithers replied.

“Pish posh, Bart Simpson may have rejected me utterly, Maggie Simpson may have shot me but I've got a good feeling about this Simpson.” Mr Burns replied.

“But wouldn't it make more sense to hand your business empire on to someone you know and trust, someone who's served you for many years.” Smither suggested. Burns laughed.

“Oh Smithers, you crack me up sometimes, no old friend, you aren't Emperor material, you're a functionary, a second banana, Agrippa to Augustus, Antigonus to Alexander the Great, Ringo to the rest of the Beatles. I need someone with ideas, somebody with vision, a leader.” Mr Burns explained.

“Oh I see.” Smithers said looking slightly ticked off.

Meanwhile in a glass tube in a darkened lab was a clone of Lisa suspended in a sort of bright florescent green cloning fluid, it's eyes opened then there was a bright flash of light followed by impenetrable darkness.

Later that day Lisa was in bed trying to get to sleep when suddenly there was a bright light and everything froze. Lisa found herself transformed into a scarecrow which still wore her torques night gown.

“I'm the REAL Lisa Simpson, your just a scarecrow!” the clone said as it projected itself into Lisa's room then there was an evil laughter which reverberated around the room then the clone disappeared, Lisa turned back to normal and she fell asleep.

In the morning Lisa remembered very little of what happened last night and simply put it down to a bad dream. The day proceeded as normal until she was having dinner with the rest of the Simpson family in their dining room. Suddenly there was the same bright light, time stopped and Lisa was turned into a punch doll, once again a disembodied voice taunted her.

“You can't fool anyone imposter! I'm the real Lisa, your just a bopper!” the voice said then after a few seconds everything returned to normal. Lisa said nothing as it was clear that nobody else noticed anything amiss. After they finished dinner Lisa sat down to watch TV with the rest of her family.

“New on the Discovery Channel, our experts use cutting edge technologies to once and for all answer the question: Could Tyrannosaurus Rex break wind?” the voice over on the advert said.

“Ewww.” Lisa said then rolled her eyes.

Later that evening in her room Lisa wondered if it was a hallucination of some kind. Perhaps she ate something which effected her brain, or maybe it was brought on by stress, it couldn't have been real? Could it? Lisa decided that it was just too silly to possibly be real and went to bed.

At school in Mrs Hoover's class Lisa experienced yet another strange incident when with a blinding light time froze and she found herself turned into a TV/VCR at the front of the class.

“I'm the real Lisa, your just school equipment.” the strangely familiar voice said then after a few seconds everything returned to normal. Lisa was briefly shocked then Ralph cut in.

“Mrs Hoover, I glued my nose to my knee!” Ralph said with his face under his desk.

“Oh for crying out loud!” Mrs Hoover said and palmed her face then everyone laughed including Lisa. Lisa wondered if she should see a doctor about the hallucinations which were getting more frequent, but she decided not to in case they locked her up away from her family.

Later at home Lisa went into her room to get ready for bed when once again there was a blinding light, time stopped and Lisa turned into a giant plush toy version of herself.

“I'm the real Lisa Simpson, your just a plush toy!” the disembodied voice insisted then after a few seconds everything went back to normal. Bart suddenly appeared with a face of Lisa drawn on his exposed butt.

“I'm the real Lisa Simpson, your just a cooty!” Bart said in a mocking voice.

“BART! GET OUT!” Lisa said and slammed her bedroom door which just caused a wave of laughter from Bart on the other side of it. Lisa wondered if she really had finally gone off the deep end, she didn't sleep well that night.

Meanwhile at the lab some scientists with white coats and clipboards were regarding the clone in it's tube.

“Well that's the last of the tests done, a day ahead of schedule.” the first scientist said.

“Hmm, wanna go look at porno?” the second scientist asked.

“You know I do.” The first scientist said then they walked away into another room. Five minutes later appeared on the screen then the scene showed the broken tube, klaxons and red emergency lighting as the clone laughed in the background and made it's way out of the lab.

The clone's psychic powers allowed it to easily locate Lisa in Springfield, while she was walking down Evergreen Terrace the clone tried to zap her but she unexpectedly changed direction to cross the road and instead Milhouse got zapped and turned into a toilet.

“All right, free toilet.” Snake said then stopped his truck, grabbed Milhouse and put him in the back of the truck before speeding away.

In Mr Burns office the phone rang, Smithers answered it.

“It's for you sir, bad news I'm afraid.” Smithers said then handed Mr Burns the phone.

“Yes, I see, lab destroyed, clone escaped, plausible denial now impossible. Hmm. Thank you.” Mr Burns said then put the phone down.

“Smithers have Richard Nixon killed.” Mr Burns ordered.

“But Sir, I don't see what he has to do with this and besides he's already.” was as far as Smithers got.

“I SAID HAVE NIXON KILLED DAMN IT!” Mr Burns insisted.

By the time the clone caught up with Lisa she was walking down main street, again the clone tried to zap her but Lisa bent down to pic up a penny. Which meant that instead of Lisa it was Hans Moleman that got zapped.

“Oh not again.” Moleman said as he inflated into a weather balloon and floated away. Now the clone was really angry, it charged Lisa who was taken completely by surprise. Lisa and her clone fell down a slope onto a construction site, as they fought they ended up on a girder which then lead to them falling onto an open top Springfield tours tour bus then off the bus onto a flat roof of a shop then through the Springfield Squidport until they ended up in the Sea Captains shop.

“Yarrgg, two Lisa Simpson's. I really should quit drinking.” Captain MacAlister said to himself then threw away a bottle of hooch.

“This is between us, beat it chump!” the Clone said then threw the Captain MacAlister out the door and into the sea with a splash.

“Who are you?” Lisa asked incredulously.

“Your worst nightmare!” The Clone said then zapped Lisa which caused her body to inflate outwards like an air bag, however the Clone had made a grave mistake and Lisa was laughing as she ballooned.

“What's so funny?” The clone asked.

“You just sealed your own fate, we're in a confined space and if I keep inflating you won't be able to move or breath.” Lisa explained as she began taking up every bit of space in the shop.

“Oh god damn it mmmmpphhh!” The Clone said as it was smothered by the expansion of Lisa. Within a couple of minutes The Clone passed out, Lisa's continuing inflation caused the wooden shop to explode which dumped the unconscious clone into the water. Lisa waved sarcastically with her hands which was about the only thing she could still move. As The Clone floated away it was eaten whole by a great while shark, Lisa was horrified but somewhat relieved that The Clone wasn't after her any more.

Lisa floated away from the Squidport and ended up deflating back to normal in the Simpson's back yard.

“Well at least everything is back to normal.” Lisa said to herself then she turned around and saw Homer surrounded by empty Duff beer cans passed out on the lawn from drinking too much beer.

“Definitely back to normal.” Lisa said to herself.

The end.