Bad Day at Work

Bad Day at Work

Fly me to the
in a rocket ship
as I at the
of my sanity once more.
My head is on a
and it's heading for the -
I was out last night til 1AM
in Southsea and !
My board sits and mocks me
like a monkey in a ,
it's only half past ten and
I could use a of tea.
The is piling up -
I feel like such a .
The just keeps on ringing
and I really want my Mummy!
I'm on a downward spiral,
I'm on the misery ,
the has hid his face
and it has just begun to .
Half past three has come,
I've totally lost .
I'm busy threading 's
then pulling them apart.
I dream of desert 's,
I feel so very tired.
I think of and 's
and hope I won't get d!
Now thank the Lord it's five PM,
I close the final .
I step out of my office
and my begins to

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NOTE: In case some people do not know, in England we call a a dummy

NOTE 2: "Southsea" is an area of the City in which I live