Shampoo

It's a funny word Shampoo isn't it? I mean we put this cleaning gel on our hair and then have a obscurity of calling it Shampoo. I mean come on... First the word sham. Day to day terms this word is usually associated with hoaxes or to make a mockery of. Then the second part of our wise, wonderful, word. POO!!! I mean this is what we tell our children what shit is called. No wonder people being to question the word Shampoo. "So you're telling me I'm putting some shit on hair to make a mockery out of myself". The word Shampoo just isn't right, I just can't deal with it.

Who in the right mind decided this. "Yeah, this cleaning thing I use for my hair, am gonna call it Shampoo". I wonder how the word Shampoo came I mean the logic doesn't fit. "You know that our feces are called poo, well I'm thinking of calling this hair cleaning product after it, don't worry I'll add sham to it, so that people know it's a mockery"

Another logical explanation to meaning behind the word is that maybe the creator, was having a massive shit and whilst having this massive shit was having a quiet moment of reflection. In this quiet moment of reflection he suddenly stumbled acroos and amazing new word for his product Shampoo.

So the next time your washing your hair with Shampoo, the guy who was making it was probably having a massive shit.