Novocain Nick

I found a dentist who made my mouth shake;
he went a little too far with his drill.
Novocain Nick is a genuine fake.

A throbbing tooth at night kept me awake;
it was a night when I sure had my fill.
I found a dentist who made my mouth shake.

Once in his office I felt myself quake;
there by the dental hygienist named Jill.
Novocain Nick is a genuine fake.

He took the time to eat Devil’s food cake,
and drink espresso he managed to spill.
I found a dentist who made my mouth shake.

Then with my mouth open he didn’t brake;
so I about jumped on the windowsill.
Novocain Nick is a genuine fake.

Once with my eyeteeth and molars at stake,
there was a bit of ingress overkill.
I found a dentist who made my mouth shake;
Novocain Nick is a genuine fake.


Villanelle (19 Lines)
Writer’s Cramp
May 18, 2013