hitlers ball

HITLERS BALL

Adolf Hitler went into a brothel,
The little bugger wasn't that small.
The lady of the night looked at him,
And said, "You have only one ball"

'You've only got one ball" she sang,
"And the one you have is so small".
"You've only got one ball, shit-face"
"I can hardly see the knacker at all"

Well, Hitler looked at his testicle,
The little fucker wasn't that tall,
He scratched his head and asked himself,
Why is my only goolie so small?

"I've only got one ball", Hitler sang,
"Fuck me, I have only one ball".
"Where did ze other testicle go?"
"Why the Hell have I only one ball?"

The little wanker then looked at his pecker,
It was so tiny he could see fuck-all.
But it still was bigger than his brain,
Hitler was a shit; and not very tall.

"I've only got one ball" Hitler sang,
"And that little bastards very small"
"And when I try to look at my pecker"
"Believe me I cannot see fuck-all"

So the little shite went to his doctor
He was called Heindrich Van Holl.
Pulling down his pants he said to the doc,
"Why the Hell have I only one ball?"

"Why have I only one ball?" he sang,
"I don't think it's very funny at all"
"Even Hess, who is mad, has got two"
"Why have I only gotten one ball?"

The doctor looked at the Fuerhers genital,
Then picked up the phone to make a quick call.
He spoke and then burst out laughing,
Saying, "The fuehrer has only one ball"

"The Fuehrer has only one ball" he roared,
"And that little bastards so small"
"Fritz, I've seen a bigger peeled grape,"
"The ugly bastard has only one ball".

Hitler quickly pulled up his strides,
And rushed out into the hall.
He could still hear the doctor on the phone,
Telling Fritz about his only one ball.

"Adolph’s only got one ball", he giggled,
"The little fucker has only one ball"
"You should also see the size of his pecker",
"Both that, and his balls very small!"