Rune

Rune-Pops, how long has it been since we were last at home?
Masa-Well, it’s only been a few days.
Rune-Shouldn’t we say it’s a long time.
Masa-Why the hell, would I say that?
Rune-To make this story sound better.
Masa-What story? You're talking crazy boy.
A red headed girl came inside.
Rune-Hey Merry!
Merry-What is it my dearest.
Rune-We got to make this story a good one.
Merry-What’chya talking about?
Rune-The story that we’re in.
Merry-We’re in a story.
Masa-My son is going crazy. I have failed as a father.
Masa buried his head in his arms and started to cry. A blonde headed cat girl came inside.
Aruis-Why is father-law crying Rune-Sama?
Merry-Well Baka Neko! The old man believes my darling is crazy.
Rune-But I’m not crazy!
Aruis-I know your not crazy Rune-Sama.
Rune-We’re in a story.
Aruis-Un what, Rune-Sama?
Merry-Maybe the old man is right about you being crazy.
Aruis-Rune-Sama, the temptress can’t be right but that dose sound crazy.
Rune-Fine let’s start over.
Grounded
There is a world with advanced technology and a city that lies beyond the clouds. The city is home to many researchers who unveil the mysteries of the world.
Rune-Hell yes, I’m a researchers now.
Masa-You have always been a researchers, now get me the data.
Rune-Here it is pops, so what dose the data say?
Masa-That your crazy, Boy.
Rune-Not this aging.
Out of the blue a shoe comes flying across the room and hits Masa in the face.
Rune-Are you aright?
Masa-I’ll be fine.(Damn Iraqi!)
Merry came into the room.
Merry-Ya, old bastard calling my dearest crazy!
She picked up her shoe and put it back on.
Masa-It’s only you Merry. Came to seduce my son?
Merry-What’chya saying! I came for the damn data, old man.
Masa-Here it is and you can take him with you if you want?
Rune-Pops, you’re just joking right?
Masa-You're 21 and still lives with your Pops.
Merry-Don’tchya worry, I'll take him some day.
Arisu came running with a kick at Merry.
Arisu-Like hell you’re taking him!
Merry hit the ground hard and Rune had the data.
Merry-You baka neko bitch!
Arisu-You temptress won’t have Rune-Sama.
Merry-I’m the only one for my dearest.
Arisu- Rune-Sama only has eyes for me.
Masa-Girls, girls how about the both of you come and stay over tonight!
Masa put his arms round the both of them.
Merry-(Stay over and then I can do this and that and definitely that with my dearest!)       
Arisu-(Sleeping under the same roof as Rune-Sama we can stay up watching anime!)
Masa-You girls down with that?
Merry & Arisu-I’ll be over!!
Merry and Arisu both left.
Rune-What the hell is up with that!
Masa-Merry and Arisu are both sexy girls. (who are head over heels for my boy and You made your father so proud with sexy girls after you!)
Rune-That’s true Pops.( Merry and Arisu have been this way since we were kids, damn  they’re like my sisters!)
Masa-(I can't see how Merry fell for him, he watches anime all day at home.)
Rune-(What the hell, has Pops been telling the forth wall.)
Masa-Let's get back to work, the government pays us to do something around here.
Rune-So let’s half-ass are work like always.
Masa-It's an employee stander for government workers.
Rune-You got that right, Pops.
Masa-Yeah the people can wait on us to get are work done.
Rune-Are we done for the day Pops?
Masa-Are half ass government workday is over. Let’s go home, the girls should be waiting by now.
They left and met up with the girls then went home.
Masa-I’m heading right into the bath peebs so don’t come in!
Masa went into the bath. Rune and Aruis went to his room to watch anime.
Merry-(They’re both otakus so nothing will be getting up!)
Some time has passed and Masa got out of the bath.
Masa-Yo, Mother Merry are you worried about those two doing something.
Merry threw a shoe at Masa but he dodged it.
Masa-You missed, Mother Merry.
Merry threw her other shoe and hit Masa. He went down hard to the ground.
Masa-I have two shoes, ya stupid old bastard. Don’tchya piss me off more!(Oh he’s out cold, he’s breathing so he’s ok.) Well that was no fun, it ended to quickly.
Merry lied on the chough and Masa went to his room after a while.
Rune-I’m going to get into the bath next, Arius.
Arius-I’ll stay here and watch some more anime, Rune-Sama.
Rune went into the bath.
Rune-What was pops thinking about with having the girls over?
Merry came into the bath.
Rune-Why are you in here!
Merry-To wash your back, my dearest.
Rune-You don’t need to do that!
Merry put her arms around his neck and her chest on his back. Then she started moving around. Rune got up and started moving around. He ran out of the bath with Merry hanging on his back. Arisu came out to the living room.
Rune-Arisu it’s not what it looks like.
Arisu gaped a broom and swung at Merry but she dodged. Merry got in front of Rune and he gaped her trying to keep her from moving around but ended up cupping her breast. 
Arisu-Temptress get away from Rune-Sama!
Arisu swung at Merry aging but she dodged it like last time.
Merry- Baka neko bitch, I bet you never got to second base yet.
Arisu-Damn temptress, I’ll kill you!
She swung and Merry dodged. At this point Rune had let go of Merry and trying to get them to stop. Rune and Merry still don’t have anything on.
Merry-Baka neko bitch with a flat chest will never get a man.
Rune-Girls stop! You’re going to hurt one another.
Arisu-I’m not going to just hurt her, I’m going to kill her!
Merry-Only a lolicom would want your body Baka neko bitch!
Arisu swung randomly at Merry but she dodged each strike. Both of them are breathing heavily tried out from fighting.
Rune-I’m happy that both of you have stopped fighting.
Arisu- Rune-Sama can you put some clothes on.
She is covering her face with her hands, so not to see Rune’s naked body.
Merry-My dearest we should have some fun first.
Rune’s face is blight red.
Rune-No, I’m good. I’ll put some clothes on now.   
Rune left the room to put some clothes on. 
Rune-I’m happy that the both of you stopped fighting.       
Merry-Yeah sure. My dearest are you done looking at my sexy body?   
Rune-Oh yeah, please put something on, Merry.
Merry-I guess my dearest is done looking at my sexy body. 
Arisu-Put some damn clothes on, temptress!
Merry took her clothes into the bathroom and put them back on.
Arisu-Let’s get back to watching are anime, Rune-Sama.
Rune-That sounds great.
The both of them went to his room.
Arisu- Rune-Sama this is fun.
Rune-What is, Arisu.
Arisu-Sitting here watching anime with you.
Rune-We do this all the time, but I guess this is fun.
Arisu-Your right about that Rune-Sama.
There was a knock at the door.
Rune-Come in.
Merry came into the room.
Merry-It’s getting late, my dearest. Let’s go to sleep.
Rune-I’ll go to sleep as well.
Merry hoped into Rune’s bed.
Arisu-Why the hell are you, temptress in Rune-Sama’s bed!?
Merry-It’s only right that me and my dearest sleep together.
Arisu dragged Merry out of Rune’s bed.
Arisu-Well the temptress is right about it being late, so the both of us will sleep out in the living room.
She dragged Merry out to the living room. The two girls went to sleep and Rune also. Masa has been a sleep since early that day. Arisu woke up and went to the restroom.
Merry-I’ll hop into my dearest bed and keep him warm.
Merry went off to Rune’s room and crawled into his room 
Arisu-I’ll crawl into Rune-Sama’s bed and keep him warm.
Arisu crawled into Rune’s bed and Rune woke up after in a few hours.
Rune-They did this same thing when mom passed way.
Rune got out of bed slowly without waking the other two up. He went onto the floor and slept there that night. Outside there is three government workers outside the house.
Worker 1-I hate working this late at night.
Worker 3-Danm Worker 1 just work. I have to get back to your sister after this.
Worker 2-His sister is nice with a big rack and has been around the block many times.
Worker 3-Yeah, women with big tits are the best and his sister has a nice set of them.
Worker 1-Shut the hell up Worker 3 & 2.
Worker 2 gaped Worker 1 by the shirt.
Worker 2-My name isn’t Worker 2.
Worker 3-Come to think of it what are, are names.
Worker 1-Let’s just get are half ass government work done and if we don’t get it done are names are name will be changed to Unemployed Neet 1,2,3.
They finished their work on time so their names stay the same. Masa woke up first and went to Rune’s room to check up on him. He made a fist and his eyes are like waterfalls.
Masa-(That’s my son, the lady-killer but you got to be the meat in that sexy sandwich if you want to get laid.)
He went to the kitchen for his morning coffee and then he looked outside.
Masa-I must still be tried, I’m going back to bed.
Arisu and Merry woke up at the same time and screamed. They woke Rune up.
Arisu & Merry-Why the hell are you there!
Rune-Why are you two screaming so loud in the morning?
Arisu & Merry-Because you’re not in your bed!
Arisu & Merry-Quit copying me! 
Rune-It got too hot with both of you in bed with me.
Merry-So you leave me with her!
Merry threw a small object at Rune and he fell backward.
Merry-I wanted to wake up to my dearest face! Not this baka neko bicth!
Rune-What the hell was that for!
Arisu went over to Rune and held him upright.
Arisu-Rune-Sama are you okay?
Rune-Yeah I’ll live.
Arisu-I wanted Rune-Sama’s face to be the first that I would see today. Not you temptress! Now say sorry to Rune-Sama temptress!
Merry-Sorry, my dearest it’s a reflex when I get pissed off.
Rune-I am going to wash up now.
Rune went to the restroom and looked out the window.
Rune-it couldn’t be.
He went back to his room.
Rune-Have either of you looked out the window yet?
Arius & Merry-No!
The three of them rushed to the front door and looked out.
All-Were the hell are we?
When they looked out they saw desert all around them. The house was moving. Then a dog girl put her arms around Rune.
Arisu-Who the hell is this mutt?
Janes-The name’s Janes and I’m an antitank sniper. Oh firing one of my antitank rounds always gets me in a good mood but now I am with my spare bullet.
Merry-I don't care about that, gun nut.
Janes-Do you remember me my, spare bullet.
Rune-The Janes that I would play with on the military base.
Janes-Yep that’s me! My dad is the big dog on the base.
Rune-Merry, Arisu this is Janes a friend I made when my pops to me to the military base when I was little. Pops had to talk to the general a lot back then.
Janes-kids can't sit in the conference room, so we played together around the base.
Arisu-It doesn't matter, get your hands off of Rune-Sama.
Merry-Both of you get away from my dearest.
Masa came out of his room and saw everyone.
Masa-Have any of you looked outside yet?
Janes-Yo, daddy-o.
Masa-We’re in the middle of the desert, the house is moving and the generals daughter is here.
Janes-I asked to be placed here, since my spare bullet is here. I don't know the details of this mission but my Dad has been watching you.
Janes still has her arms around Rune. Merry and Arisu each grabbed one of his arms and pulled him away from Janes. They are glaring at each other.
Merry-Let go you Baka Neko Bicth!
Arisu-No! You let go damn temptress!
Masa made a fist and had tears coming from his eyes.
Masa-(There’s not just two girls but three now. He’s making his pops proud. It’s good the first two girls didn’t have a cup. That could have been bad!)
Merry-Old man what did you tell the fourth wall this time?
Masa-It’s nothing to worrier about Mother Merry.
Merry hit Masa over the head with her shoe.
Merry- Damn old bastard, I told you not to call me that.
Arisu-Are you alright father in-law?
Masa-Yes I’m fine.
Arius-Father in-law didn’t do anything wrong.
Rune-Pops is just saying something to are reader. It’s a normal thing to do.
Janes-Wait we have readers and there’s a fourth wall?
Rune-Is there still food here?
Masa-Yep! We have water and electricity.
Merry-It must have cost a lot to buy that stuff.
Masa is standing proudly.
Masa-I made it at work!
Arisu-Father in-law your super smart.
Merry-No warder are half-ass government job wouldn’t pay for something like that.
Arisu-They need to pay us more.
Janes-It’s illegal to do that with government money, which is why my Dad had to watch you. Don’t worrier he over looked it.
Arisu-Mutt, how long have you been spying on father in-law and Rune-Sama?
Janes-Not that long but that’s what my dad told me, litter kitty. It wasn’t like a weirdo was watching them. It was my dad and me!
Merry-(Maybe it would have been better to join the military then taking that low paying government job. There even could be a camera in my dearest room!)
Arisu-I can live with that, mutt.(I want to see all the things that Rune-Sama dose everyday!)
Masa-Okay girls it’s about time I tell you this but we only have two spare rooms.
Merry-There’s three if we kick the old man out of his room!
Merry looked at Masa with an evil smile.
Janes-The big dog said they did basic training at the same time.
Arisu-I agree with both of you this time. Father in-law would be fine out in the living room.
Rune-Wait girls isn’t it mean to throw pops out in the living room.
Janes put on a shy and innocent look.
Janes-A young lady needs her space.
Masa-It’s okay my boy.
He made a fist.
Masa-(I’ll sacrifice my room so that my son may have a chance to get laid.)
He put his hand on Rune’s shoulder.
Merry-(The old man is talking to the fourth wall aging.)
Masa-Son, help me move my things from the room.
They spent many boring hours moving things from the room.
Rune-Pops we’re finely done.
Arisu-Dose father in-law and Rune-Sama need something cold to drink?
Rune-Thank you, Arisu.
Arisu has an innocent smile.
Arisu-(I’m so happy Rune said my name for the first time in the story.)
Masa-Any boy like mine would like a housewife you, Arisu.
Rune’s and Arisu’s face got red. The other two glared at Arisu. Masa got a fearfully look on his face.
Arisu-I’m back with the cold drinks. Rune-Sama is father in-law okay?
Rune-Yeah he’s fine.
Merry-(Damn it, it pisses me off to see her so happy. There’s a dirty mind under that innocent look but I’ll be my dearest one and only. I didn’t work hard to get big boobs for nothing!)
Merry has an evil smile aging.
       
Janes-(When a soldier is in enemy territory they have to take note of the enemy’s power. Merry has an “F” cup and knows something about sex. Arisu is innocent and a housewife typed girl. Damn it all I can do is take out a tank from a long ways away. I always smell like gunpowder and my boobs are only a “B” cup.)
Janes has a hopeless look on her face.
Rune-Hey pops what’s in the box?
Masa-It’s some treasure from my youth that I’m passing on to you. I’ve had it since before I married your mother.
Rune-Is what I think, it is in this box?
Masa-Yes, it is my boy. I’m too old to enjoy them now, so I’ll keep the girls away tonight.
Merry-(Oh no what if it’s porn he won’t want to look at my sexy body!)
Arisu-(Maybe it’s an easy to use cook book. He won’t need me to cook anymore!)
Janes-(It couldn’t be that super gun that never misses. I can’t teach him marksmanship!)
Rune-I’ll take it to my room, so I can mess with it tonight.
Rune went to his room.
The Girls-What is in the box!?
Masa-It’s nothing that you girls would care for.
Rune came back to the living room.
Rune-Pops it’ll be fun to mess around with what you gave me in the box.
Masa-Then you peeked inside the box. It is old but it’s still enjoyable.
Rune-How could I not have looked inside. I’ll be up all night with it.
Masa-I was to when I first got it when I was your age.
The Girls-(What’s in that box!?)
Masa-All the guys bough them every time a new one came out.
Rune-The guys today still buy them but the older ones are much better.
Merry-(It has it be porn!)
Arisu-(It just to be that cookbook, a new one comes out all the time!)
Janes-(I knew it it’s that gun, many new parts were sold after it came out!)
Masa-I didn’t think that young people still bough them.
Rune-They’re more high tech now but it still helps to remove stress.
Masa-It’s good that they are still enjoyable even by the young people of today.
Rune-But the older ones are a lot more better.
Merry-(it’s still porn!)
Arisu-(Cookbook, cookbook!)
Janes-(Damn it, it’s the gun!)
The girls are sweating bullet.
Mase-Are you girls okay?
Arisu-I’m fine father in-law.
Janes-This dog’s still kicking.
Merry-Old man, nothing wrong.
Rune-That’s good since none of you look fine.
Masa-It’s late now.
Rune-Yeah I’m going to mess with it now before I go to sleep.
Merry-Old man I’m going to bed now.
Arisu-Father in-law, sleep well.
Janes-Daddy-O sleep soundly.
Everyone is in there room.
Rune-This game rocks!
The girls got into his room and saw that it some old games. Also Masa failed at keeping them away.