18+ A really stupid poem about the right time, if need be to hit a lady. |
-Right In The Kisser Baby- by Keaton Foster I would never hit a lady But I would certainly punch a bitch Please, please, before you get all up in my shit And start sending me hate filled emails Chalk full of nonsensical arguments That go nowhere real quick Let me explain my case The purpose of my poetic waste I am not misogynistic in any way Ok well, maybe just a little bit But hey, come on what do you expect After all I do indeed have a dick I am one of those men that think ladies Should make as much, if not more than men And thinks that ladies should be allowed to vote Hold any level of public and private office Heck if need be go to the bathroom in public Maybe even pee standing up I am all for equal toplessness At all beaches, restaurants, and theme parks I have seen quite a few men With tits like twelve year old girls And not a damn one of them wore a bra Now all that retardedness being said And their inability to drive being skipped I am sure that there is no place in this world For violence against women It is man’s job to protect them And encourage them in every possible way They are flowers and we are the sun They are the sky and we are the wind There keeping it classy, at least for two lines Now it’s time to get to my point If there could ever possibly be a valid one The only time to me that it would be ok To punch a bitch, right in the kisser Is if she tried to come between me and my Collection of pornographic bondage dvds My X-rated magazines dedicated to massive tits And my collection of National Geographic Explorer’s From 1982 with some of the pages stuck together That is my line in the sand and I would easily Give any lady a knuckle sandwich if she tried To get between me and my stash of Unadulterated, filth ridden sleaze… Right In The Kisser Baby Written by Keaton Foster Copyright © 2012. |