Twitter Woes

Oh Whimsical whimsical me
Was it an err for me to tweet?
Of the bosses wife I did meet
Which alas wasn’t on a street

Ah sorry sorry me
A bucket she did weep
Of lost love and an upset tummy
So you see it was no fun nookie

Oh boring boring me
What tales I could have weaved
If to the truth I did not keep
But a gentlemen I must be

Oh smarty smarty me
Never will I tweet
Of lies , truth or infidelity
Especially when a job I must keep