I really dumb poem that I wrote for a chuckle, but I am sure will offend someone...sorry |
-Once Upon A Vagina- by Keaton Foster Today I went swimming by the sea As I approached the beach Something quite unique hit me Across the distant sand was a clam Just lying there, doing nothing at all I walked in its direction As I got close I said Such a lovely day indeed May I join you here on the beach? The clam, doing nothing on the sand Replied, Go away! Mind your own business And leave me the hell alone I thought how rude I was just trying to be a gentleman And not some over enthusiastic dude I knew that I would have to choose My next words very carefully Because even I know that there Is nothing as terrifying As a clam in a bad mood Excuse me clam but… Before I could finish my sentence What I was sure was a clam in the sand Screamed, I am not a clam! I am a vagina! In shock over my own inability to distinguish I replied, oh my, I’m so sorry, of course you are Hoping to ease the awkwardness of my mistake I quickly replied, I’m gay With a slanted smile she replied, well in that case The assholes are down the beach that way! Once Upon A Vagina Written by Keaton Foster Copyright © 2012. |