Telekangagramaroo

Telekangagramaroo
By Kurt Baron

Once there was a kangaroo
Who tried to use a telegroo
No! No! I mean a kangagram
Who tried to use the telegram
(Oh dear! I'm not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)

Howe'er it was, she got her tail
Entangled in the telegrail
The more she tried to get it undone
The louder rang the telegrone
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of kangaroo and telegrong.)