Bad man in a bad mood |
“No tin can’ll hold a guy like me!” I told Tommy. You gotta unnerstand, I don’t think a myself as a tough guy. Well, I does and I don’ts. I mean, nobody in their right mind goes round callin ‘emselves tough. It’s others that do the callin on that score. All I knows is, I got mad and I accidental like dislodged some guy's eyeball out of his eye-socket with my knife. Well, it wasn't accidental exactly, I was in a bad mood. I had him by his fancy silk tie and pushed up gainst the brick-wall down Carson Street near Wells. Both his eyes were bout poppin out his head anyway, i just kinda helped one along. You ask Tommy Peppers. Tommy saw the whole thing. Tommy’ll tell ya. The guy with his little red sports car and a flat tire, and him callin the tow-truck. Guy can’t fix his own flat tire? Where I come from we fix that kind’ a thing ourselves. The guy walkin all peacocky, talking on his cell phone, yellin about waiten forty-five minutes! Anyway, the eye kinda bounced along the sidewalk and I caught it ‘fore it got to the gutter. What’d I do? I popped it in my mouth and chewed it up good. Tommy pulled me down the street. He says, “You wanna go back to prison?” I say, “No tin can’ll hold a guy like me!” He says, “Here, eat a Snickers! You always get mean when yo’ hungry!” Gotta admit, Snickers taste a hell lot better than that fella's little blue eyeball, and that’s the god’s truth! 299 words- |