The Laptop You Left On Top of Your Desk

Pardon me for using your laptop
but I was intrigued by the design.

I looked behind me,
side to side
but I didn’t see you anywhere.

So I figured that you won’t mind
if I went on it and have myself
a handy dandy time.

Just to let you know,
I did have the time of my life
on this fascinating device.

I hacked into your bank accounts,
your social network accounts,
and other slightly unimportant stuff.

I also made an account for you
on www.eharmony.com

Oh please do it again,
leave your laptop unattended.