What if sex is magic? |
Ex nihilo nihil fit! - out of nothing nothing can come. Sarah Silverman is a sadomasochist and feminist. One expects a certain bizzarre behavior from a comedian. "Ah-a little more to the right." Sarah hummed as Freddy Hitler licked her clit. Sarah hung from a series of ropes attached to a hook in the ceiling. "I- need to fuck!" Sarah grunted. Freddy's baton dildo throbbed along her snatch. "Hast thou cast thy seed aside?" God spoke with a voice like thunder. Mrs. Silverman screamed and kicked and squirmed at her tight ropes. Freddy fell onto the floor in adulation of the radiant rose pedals, falling from the ceiling. "Who the fuck is that?!" Sarah gagged on her soaked ball gag. Freddy tried to stand, but his legs wouldn't move. "I am the Origin! You have perverted my gift of love and life!" the voice roared like a lion. "Shit! Were sorry. Okay?" Freddy Hitler tried to cover the swastiker over his penis. Sarah began to spin counter clockwise on her ropes Her ample Jewish breasts were tied with rope until they appeared like round red ornaments with a lead weight clipped to each nipple. The weights had the star of David engraved on them. Freud believed that women seek out men for the love their father denied them. A new Darwinian culture has risen that is atheistic and pursues pleasure for the purpose of validating their belief that animal behavior is developed by chance and serves no purpose other than survival. Words that denote morality, such as "Perversity" have no meaning to the Darwinian philosophy. It is a nihilism driven by fear of death and oblivion. "Because you do not know me, I will spare your life; for I am a just God and will not punish the invisibly ignorant. Therefore, I will transform you both into chimpanzees; for you cannot rise above your animal instincts." God spoke and Sarah and Freddy instantly transformed into chimpanzees. We have no natural knowledge of God's existence accept through our deduction that something cannot come from nothing and simple organism need to be acted upon to become more complex. There is no natural means to know of a life after death other than what is revealed by a higher being, such as Nirvana. Sarah and Freddy spent their days in a zoo. There love for each other was entertainment for the zoo goers. In the fullness of time they died. "Oh, thank God!" Freddy exclaimed and embraced his lover Sarah in their Raptured perfect bodies. She kissed Freddy full on the mouth and looked about the perfect garden of Eden. The complexity of the simplest of all living cells, bacterial cells show the exquisitely designed pieces of intricate molecular machinery. There is still a psychological revulsion amongst scientist at admitting to anything connected with intelligent design. These modifications cannot be explained by random evolution. "Ah, do you want to fuck?" Freddy Hitler asked Sarah Silverman. "That apple looks so tasty." Sarah replied and ate from the Tree of Knowledge. "Oh no you didn't." God spoke from a thunder cloud. "But, since I didn't have a chance to tell you not to eat from that one tree. I cannot punish you with death. However, your chimpanzees again." God clapped his hands and transformed them into chimpanzees. The terrifying possibility that God might not be sane cannot be excluded. What is insanity to humanity might be entertainment to a God. In this scenario Sarah and Freddy have encountered a God with strict sexual ethics, however this God is compassionate and will not kill the invisibly ignorant. This God de-evolves them into chimpanzees. Presumably, they are still in chimpanzee's Heaven. Nevertheless, they still possess free will and can break the rules in Heaven, i.e., Eden. The human race is destroying the planet with pollution and overpopulation. Perhaps, God is trying to tell us to be more like chimpanzees and less destructive. Since, religious epiphanies are not consistent are not verifiably scientific, there is no way to differentiate between a psychotic break and an encounter with God. Reflections: But are chimpanzees good?... Monkey see, monkey do.+ And is Sarah Silverman morally superior to a monkey? Ahmen Rah! ~~~ <^> |