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Rated: E · Other · Crime/Gangster · #1866124
The police respond.
Are You a Vegetarian?

      A report of shots fired.  The police respond.  In the kitchen they find a dead guy on the floor, shot, a guy at the kitchen table eating a plate of vegetables, a gun on the table and a plate with a leftover pork chop bone.  The guy keeps eating his vegetables.  The cop asks him,

“Hey, are you a vegetarian?”

“Nah, he ate my pork chop.”
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