U N Happiness

I am living in Bhutan,
and I am a very happy man.
At least that's what they say I am!
No one came to ask me though,
so how is it that they could know,
that I am such a contented chap?
Now this has got me in a flap,
to find that the U N in the USA,
has now come up with some way,
to tell how happy we all are,
they must be scanning me from afar,
and in doing so they've read my mind,
which is a very scary thing to find,
just by listening to the BBC,
I know I've had this done to me.
So now I'm frightened all the time,
that I'm a victim of ciber crime,
they stole the happiness I had,
and left me fearful, and sad!