Ode to Jon

Once upon a time
You asked me to write a rhyme,
That was happy, not sad
Joyful and not mad

That is how I came to be
Sitting here with just me
Writing this verse for you
While you are sitting on the loo!

Because I love you the most
(And I like to boast!)
I wanted to prove to you that I would,
And could,

Write a couple of lines
Or maybe even nine!
That show I can rhyme,
Pretty mighty fine!

I have no idea where this poem is going
Other than showing
That I must Love you more
(I think this evens the score)

I'm owed five stars
And possibly a trip to Mars!
So now I will finish this
Before you start taking the piss!