George and Bertha comedy |
No More Twilight Bertha said, “What movie did you get this time?” George gave a timid reply, “I got Twilight.” “It’s always Twilight. Are you completely clueless? Don’t you realize it is about an abusive relationship?” “Yeah, but I like the forest,” George replied. Yelling at the top of her lungs Bertha said, “Forest my big rumpus. You like that girl and the way the guy controls her all the time!” “I bet you would like nothing better than to think you could control me. I outweigh you by 100 pounds and would wipe the floor up with you,” Bertha pounded her foot on the floor. “You can’t even carry a 12 pack of soda much less carry me around in the air you weasel.” “You want to see abusive relationship in real life; you little Chihuahua?” “You think you could be powerful?” She huffed. “Remember the coffee cup that is still stuck in the ceiling of the living room?” “Yes,” George answered with fear in his eyes. “I bet you wish you could fly too,” Bertha grumbled. “No sweetie,” he said sheepishly. “I’ll stick that fire extinguisher down you pants and you’ll have your own jet pack,” Bertha’s voice shook the room. “How about I take the movie back sweetie pie?” George squeaked. All 250 pounds of this angry woman walked into the kitchen to check on her dinner. He walked very quickly out the door and got into his car to drive to the movie rental place. It was closed though. The end. Yellow Rose 255 words |