A medieval Citzens Advice Bureau.

Problems (P) and Solutions (S).
P: Pigeons, pigs head and chicken being served every day and so there is no variety of diffrenent foods on offer.
S: Go into the woods and find food.
P: Bears and Giants roam the forest.
S: Make a loud noise with your armour and that will scare the bears away. We do how ever need a solution to how we can get rid of the giants.
P: How do we get rid of or kill giants?
S: There is a new weapon called a gun, we can try that and see if that works.
P: The wine tastes awful, how do we improve the taste?
S: I heard a keg of beer tastes much nicer, so may be we should buy some kegs of beer instead of wine.
P: I have heard of Knights Service but the service they provide is a bit too expensive for me. So what can I do?
S: Heard of Armourous Are Us? They are branch of Knight Service that provide the same service for the poor and low income earners.
P: We are running out of chalk, so how do I clean my sword? I have got plenty of gizzard.
S: You need to extract some more chalk from the mountains of Babaylon were the rivers sat down.
P: My armour is starting to look a bit tatty, where do I go to get some new armour?
S: Take the stairs from the Great Hall to the 2nd floor and go pass the library and go through the door on the left. Go up the stairs to the Marble Hall, now be careful when you through here because if you damage the persion rug in any way, you will have to pay 48 Groats and spend one week in the dungeon. Once you are through the Marble Hall, you will see another set of stairs. Go up theese stairs but not all the way to the top and knock on the 2nd door on the right. You will see the armourer who will sort some new armour for you.