Muzzy visits New York City

        Several squad cars block Muzzy's Sherman tank.
    He is attempting to pass through the Jersey tolls.
    "Out! Out of the tank! Now!" Police Chief Burbank shouts through a bull horn.
    Muzzy pulls himself out of the driver's hatch.
    "Wht's up?" Muzzy queries. Muzzy is dressed in jeans and and buffalo skin
    native American jacket.
    "Just what the hell do you think your doing with this tank?" Police Chief Burbank
    shouts still holding the bull horn inches from Muzzy's face.
    "I'm attending the Writing.com convention.. This is my tank." Muzzy produces his
    driving license and CCW collectors of crurio and relics, firearms license ..
    Police Chief Burbank lowers his bull horn and examines the Federal Collectors
    License. "I'm calling legal... just stand there." he mutters.
    The Police Chief is clearly baffled and frustrated as he speaks with the District
    Attorney on his cell phone.
    He drop kicks his bull horn across the road.
    "We don't allow tractor tread in Jersey roads"... There are four tires on either
    side of Muzzy's tank ... "Can this tank fire?!"
    "Oh, yes. It is fully restored and I have fired it at tractor pull events. .. in Maine.
    They were blanks of course." Muzzy snickers.
    There is giggling inside the tank. "Whoever is still in there get out here." the
    police chief shouts through his dented bull horn.
    Lady GaGa pops her green hair head up through the turret hatch.
    "Hi!" she waves to the police enthusiastically.
    "Put some cloths on! It's January .. for Christ sake!" Burbank growls.
    He gives a long sigh and hands Muzzy's licenses back.

    "Yeah. I got the CCW on line: www.frontsight.com.

    Dr. Ignatius Piazza gave me a crash course in concealed weapons licenses!"
    Muzzy gave a toothy smile and hopped back in his Sherman tank.
    The squad cars gave him an escort to the Writing.com convention.
    Lady GaGa was dressed in a camouflage bikini with grenades strapped across
    her chest. "Ah-chew!" she sneezed.
    "Don't sneeze too hard. You might pull a pin!" Muzzy laughed and Lady GaGa
    laughed too and gave Muzzy an open mouth kiss.

    "Oh if I can carry there. I can carry anywhere! It's up to you New York!
    New York!" Muzzy sang and slapped Lady GaGa's fishnet butt.


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