Obvious

A day ago I thought about how the prank I pulled in that costume could affect me.  I said to my “oh my I can’t get caught or I might be suspended for the rest of the day”.  See I have amnesia and can’t remember my whole plan so I needed the assistance of my friends to see if I told them.  For some odd reason the word short was in my mind in a stand-alone complex. 

         I entered the amused atmosphere of my friends house when I arrived, a small party was roaring as I asked “hey Jake the heck happened yesterday and what were my plans on the prank?”  “HAHAHAHA” he laughed! “oh man you really out did yourself with those stretcher boots!”… “Stretcher boots?” I say confused! “OH MY GOSH” .  I jet back to my car and go to Maria’s apartment.  When I arrive I get her hidden key from a lot the back yard, as I return I bust through the door as Maria screams and obtains her 450 fps air soft rifle and puts her thumb right under the aimer.  “Hey… remember that air soft competition where I totally like…. Showed no mercy… sorry!” I get lit by 5 shots and roll on the floor as Maria says “bittersweet, what do you need?”  I roll intensely in agony saying “it was a competition and it was me or you and I didn’t use my stupid rifle I used my 240 fps pistol!”.  “Oops.. Sorry” and she laughs! “Laughing…” I say shyly.  “yes your prank you had on such a dark mask! “oh snap! So you couldn’t see me?” “nope” she replies.  “I getup give her a painful hug and go into the bathroom to get a toothbrush
and leave”.

         I hurried to my school to make sure I could seem innocent.  As I scurried across the vaguely lit campus I see my art being rocked by the strokes of rags and clothes.  “HEY HE’s THE ONE!” a man shouts out… and when I look down I still have the outfit on.