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A FUNNY POEM, BASED ON FAMILY
Family Commandments


Thou shall not pull thy sisters hair.
Thou you shall chew thy food.
Thou shall not stay out until Midnight.
Thou shall be in a better mood.
Though shall not answer me back.
Thou you shall brush thy hair.
Though shall not wear that in public.
Thou you shall behave in here.
Thou shall not give me cheek,
And run as fast as thou art.
Though shall not rush thy homework.
Though you shall begin from the start..
Thou shall not scream at every opportunity,
No mater if thy lungs be strong.
Thou shall not dance in tantrum.
Thou you shall stay home where you belong.
Thou shall not eat me out of house and home.
Though you shall get a job.
Thou shall not sit round like a bum.
Thou you shall turn into a slob.
Thou shall not fight with your sister.
Thou you shall give her a cuddle.
Though you shall not mitch from school.
Or Thou shall be in a muddle.
Thou shall not make noise while soaps are on,
If you know what's good for thy ears.
Thou shall not blame your brother,
Thou you shall see his tears.
Thou shall not ever worry,
Thou I am here for you.
Thou shall not ever be sad.
Thou you shall be happy It's true.
Thou shall not ever fret,
Even though we shall have our fears.
Thou shall never be alone.
Thou you shall know we care.
Thou shall always have a life,
Though u shall be happy and care.
Thou shall not have a problem alone.
Thou you will know we are near.
Thou shall not take for granted,
That shall be full of pride.
Though shall never wish for more,
with thou family by thou side


By Shirley Moody
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