Mac waited outside in a van.
The night guard was in on the plan,
To purloin a Van Gogh,
But the van got a tow,
Away with the booty they ran!
Traffic Jam / Late
I loved Mary Lou all my life.
I had hoped to make her my wife.
Traffic made me so late,
That I missed our first date.
Now Jack has ten kids and the strife.
Interrupted Church Service / Phone
The pastor lunged forth with a yell,
He cried “Devil out!” as Dave fell.
The choir stopped singing,
Dave's cell phone was ringing.
Poor cell was directed to Hell.
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