Pirate Poem

We're Pirates!
Yo Ho we're pirates
We'll heave and we'll ho, to anyplace a man can go
We'll hack and well slash, we'll even blow up your ass
We drink and we fight, by day and by night
Why? We're pirates!
We've got our compass and we've got our map
We've got our heading and we've got our trap
We'll heave and we'll ho, and yell there she blows
Why? We're pirates!
We'll pillage and plunder, and tear your whole town asunder.
Now give up your gold, and give up your grog
Yeah we know, we're as filthy as a dirty warthog
Why? We're Pirates!
We never do what we're told, and we never grow old
Now we'll burn down your whole town
We'll dance and we'll prance as we sail away
We'll be back another day
Why? Cuz' We're Pirates!