Ode to my Computer

Ode to my Computer

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Oh, Dell, you control me.

Those jet-black keys calling my name, your shiny power button

The silver theme covered with stickers, the classy "INSPIRION 1501" logo.

You are the portal to the world. So from sitting in my bedroom I can travel anywhere in 0.10 seconds.



But, we must both admit that we loathe each other.



You, crashing and losing internet connection,

Eternally running out of battery, taking years to load Google.



I, swearing at you day and night,

forgetting to turn you off for days,

and overworking you with millions of downloads.



We share a common computer/low-patience human relationship, I believe. Is there a person in this universe who gets along

with their computer? I think not, that would just be silly.