The blame game

Kendall was SO tired of James blaming EVERYTHING on him. EVERYTHING. It was all obviously Logan’s fault. Or Carlos’s. But James always pushed the blame on him. ALWAYS. Kendall was so fed up that he eventually just decided to walk away from being famous. Literally.

“Kendall, where are you going? We have a song to record.” –Logan

“It doesn’t matter where I’m going. I’m going away…from you.” –Kendall

“What did we do?” –Carlos

“GASH! Stop blaming me for EVERYTHING!” –Kendall

“Dude…We weren’t blaming you.” –James

“Easy for you to say…mr….mr…BLAMEY PANTS!” –Kendall

Logan, understandably, burst out laughing. “Dude..That was hilarious.”

“Are you SUGGESTING that I’m FUNNY?!” –Kendall

“Yes. Yes I am.” –Logan

“Stop making fun of me! I HATE you!” –Kendall

James holds up his hands in defense. “We didn’t do anything. This is all you man.”

“Are trying to push the blame on me AGAIN?!” –Kendall

“I was just trying to tell you that it’s unreasonable to assume that-” -James

“YOU’RE JUST ALWAYS PUSHING THE BLAME ON SOMEONE ELSE AREN’T YOU?!” -Kendall

“… to assume that-“ –James

“WELL I’M SICK AND TIRED OF IT!” –Kendall

“TO ASSUME THAT WE’RE TRYING TO BLAME YOU WHEN YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE!” –James

“Well…You didn’t have to yell”- Kendall

“Yeah man. No reason to shout.” –Logan

“This is fun! Fight! Fight! Fight!” –Carlos

“I’M NOT SHOUTING!” -James

“Yes you are…you should stop.” –Kendall

“ARE YOU BLAMING ME?!” –James

“NO!!! YOU’RE BLAMING ME!” –Kendall

“AM NOT!” –James

“ARE TOO!” –Kendall

“AM NOT!” -James

“ARE TOO!” -Kendall

“AM NOT!” -James

“ARE TOO!” -Kendall

“AM NOT!” -James

“ARE TOO!” –Kendall

“When have I EVER blames you?!” -James

“That time when I threw a glass bottle at a window, broke the window, and hit our producers head with the bottle!” -Kendall

“You DID do EVERYTHING that I said you did!” -James

“No! Logan did!” -Kendall

“We all saw you.” –Logan

“NO YOU DIDN’T! I WAS ALONE! …..IN MY HAPPY PLACE!” -Kendall

“You were in my room…” –James

“FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” -Carlos

“ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOUR ROOM CAN’T BE MY HAPPY PLACE?!” -Kendall

“Well… It’s not a very joyous place...There’s skulls, knives, ropes, and creepy masks everywhere…” -Logan

“Yeah man… that’s not even my happy place. That’s the place I go to cut myself.” –James (I'm not making fun of depression)

“FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” –Carlos

“Where IS your happy place?” –Logan

“Your room. :)” -James

“…creep…” –Logan

“You also blamed me that time when I threw an axe into the TV…” –Kendall

“But you DID throw the axe into the TV” –James

“SHUT UP! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ME!” –Kendall

“Well than…if you didn’t throw it into the TV, who did?” –James

“CARLOS!” –Kendall

“FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” –Carlos

James shrugs. “That’s believable.”

“FIGHT! FIGHT! FI- …What is?” –Carlos

“That you threw an axe into the TV.” –Logan

“NO I DIDN’T!” –Carlos

“YES YOU DID!” –Kendall

“NO THAT WAS YOU! I THREW A LAMP AT THE TV! NOT AN AXE!” –Carlos

“ARE YOU TRYING TO BLAME ME?!” –Kendall

“FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” –James

“SHUT UP JAMES!” –Logan

“OF COURSE IM TRYING TO BLAME YOU!” –Kendall

“FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” -Logan

“SHUT UP JAMES!” –Carlos and Kendall

“…That was Logan…” –James

“SO NOW YOU’RE TRYING TO BLAME LOGAN!?” –Kendall

“SHUT UP, YOU JERK!” –James

“NO! YOU SHUT UP!” –Kendall

“FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” –Carlos

“I’m gunna go make a sandwich…bye?”

So you see… The entire band was fighting and it was all James’s fault.