An entertaining parody which I had written when in class 7, section E....hope you like it! |
Half a millimetre, half a millimetre Half a millimetre onward All in the Assembly of Hell Ran the 31 'Forward Class 7E! 'Charge for the prefects,' he said, Under the Shade of Death Ran the 31. 'Forward, students! Was there a pupil dismay'd? (Yes, all of them) Not tho' the students knew The monitor had blunder'd. But theirs always to make reply Theirs usually to reason why (After all, It's us who give the answers in class) But theirs not to do and die! All into the Valley of Distress Ran the 31. Prefects to right of them, Prefects to the left of them, Prefects standing infront of them, Shriek'd and shout'd; Stormed at with warning and threat, Dangerously they ran and well Into the Valley of Terror Into the Implication of Hell Ran the 31. Blast'd all their RDX's bare Exploded as they turned in air Murdering the cockroaches there And charging a mobile (Illegally brought) While all the school wonder'd Plung'd in the battery smoke (The mobile exploded) Right thro' the circuit they broke Capacitor and transistor Exploded from the from the water-stroke (It was raining) Shatter'd and sunder'd Then they ran back, but not- Not the 31. Prefects to right of them, Prefects to the left of them, Prefects behind them, Shriek'd and shout'd; Stormed at with warning and threat, While one by one the students fell (Severely punished) They who had been punish'd so well, Came back from the Implication of Hell (After missing the first period as they were detained) Releas'd from the Assembly of Death All that was left of them- Left of the 31 (Only one) When can their disgrace fade? O the electric charge they made! While the whole school wonder'd Forget the 31! Forget Class 7E Disgrac'd (Not to mention stupid) 31 students. Note: The one person who survived the charge returned to write this for you! |