Looking out from graduation, a humorous piece (kind of satiric) on what to become in life) |
Graduation….is done. Should I be a lawyer?? Put out other people’s problems for money? No, I think I should be a accountant, and take money to get money. No, how about an engineer? Don't they get to make all the plans, tell people what to do, and tell people "You're Fired!" Well, I love animals…a zoologist. No, a veterinarian. No, a politician. No, better than that, the President! He deals with animals all the time! Seriously though, how about civil services? I love hard work. I could be a policemen, and put away the bad people, and even get that naptime I still crave for! Hahaha, or a fireman! Lord, knows, they even get a place to sleep at work when they are not working! Or an EMT! They get a bed in the back of their trucks! How about a doctor or a nurse? They can have any bed of their choosing, even with room service! Well, maybe I should go into the service. They get fed three times a day. They even get pretty rewards!!!! And they play poker when work’s done. If I go into the Army, I’d have to walk all the time, but think of the clothes! The Navy, well: 1. The Sailors. 2. Submarines ‘Nuff said, right? In the Airforce, I’d get to fly!!!!!!!!!!!! How cool is that?? In the Marines, I’d sing a cool song….and…work really hard?? Maybe I’ll think twice… In the Guard, I show up a weekend or two, and sleep the rest of the time! Or maybe I could just be a mommy!!! Yeah!! They….are lawyers, accountants, engineer, zoologists, veterinarians, politicians, the President!! , policemen, firemen, EMT’s, in the Army, Navy, Airforce, Marines, AND the Guard, and you know what???? We still love them. So tomorrow, when I graduate kindergarten, I’m gonna be a mommy! Happy Mother’s Day to all those I love! |