Clown Destroying U.S.A

It's only a matter of time before the physchotic clown Will Smith comes to Washington DC. He has already destroyed the west coast states, along with the center states and he is slowly abliterating the south east of the US. If he has not reached your town yet quickly hide underground and save yourselfs from his unicycle and jis bare chest. For you will be ran over and you will go blind. But it seems now that our only hope is a girl named Jamie Council. Her plan is to confront Will face to face and finally turn this evil clown into a sweetheart by giving him his first kiss.