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          At 1 AM., thirteen minutes before the sighting, Muzzy was collecting
    bottles and cans along Mason RD. A small upright walking creature approached.
    Muzzy asked who it was. There was no response. The creature was gray and
    had a drum like chest with glowing eyes. Muzzy witnessed the creature piss
    on the side of the road in front of him. "The odor was horrid." Muzzy stated,
    "I was concerned it would attack me and take my bag of bottles and cans."
    Muzzy made a cell phone report to Home Land Defense. An Air Force colonel
    Hamilton took his statement.
          The creature attempted to molest Muzzy with an anal probe. Muzzy slapped
    it about the head and belly. This repelled the creature, which breath reeked of
    beer. .. "All-of-a-sudden it just jumped me." Muzzy declared, "Then it ran off
    making jibber-jabber noises and popped under some brush. I didn't dare pursue it."
    The Colonel suggested a councilor; a Doctor Serra Muderrisoglu. Voice mail:

          [phone] Box# 139-3254 at the Program for Psychotherapy.

    Muzzy misinterpreted this as the Program for Psychic-therapy. After explaining
    to Doctor Muderrisoglu how vivid his paranormal experience was, Serra gave
    him a prescription for Meclizine to relieve his dizziness and vertago.
    Doctor Muderrisoglu assured Muzzy it was still safe to collect bottles and cans,
    but he should call her if the strange drum creature returned. Muzzy felt better
    about himself and confident to search the woods for more bottles and cans
    left by campers and untidy party folk. At about 9.05 in the evening an immense
    fire ball fell to Earth infront of Muzzy. Fiery red bodies moved toward Muzzy,
    "On a perfectly horizontal path with peculiar, majestic, dignified deliberation."
    Muzzy's eye brows were burned off and his overalls singed. Muzzy called Serra.
    The fiery bodies were singing to the tune of the Rolling Stones' Daisy.
            Serra asked that Muzzy meet with her again. They did. Muzzy was sent
    for observation in the hospital. Professor Chant Canada, PH.D. took up Muzzy's
    case. Muzzy asked that he be allowed to sing "Daisy." It was allowed.
    A dull red glow filled the room and many small feary like creatures flew around
    them. Professor Canada grabbed one: a tiny naked female with six firefly wings.
    This was the empirical evidence that Muzzy needed. Chant singed Muzzy's
    release. The feary remains under top sercret custody. "Her name is Tristan."
    Muzzy stated to at U.F.O conference in Boston, "She wants us all to know that
    they walk amongst us and we should vote for Barack Obama. He will bring
    peace to the world."+ The room filled with applause.


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