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Hi, I'm Harry. I'm tall with black hair and about average build the mirror on the wall I'm looking into has Golden edges. Going on a walk today and theres gravel in the driveway its gray and well like gravel should be. I left on my walk and thought about my black with white stripes cat. Wait I'm getting ahead of myself and forgot to introduce myself I'm Harry. Walked down the road. Suddenly a bear jumped out!!!! "AAAAAH!!!" Screamed franticly with my red t-shirt looking very good on me. "Run to the road" I thought, the grass was very green this time of year and glistened in the sunlight and the brick house down the road is very great looking. Ran towards the road hoping for a car to show up but I started thinking that a car was nowhere near coming to save me, that guy down the road owed me some money. A car came roaring down the road like a Kazoo being blown through really hard. I was saved!!! I headed home fast like a kangaroo thinking this was enough excitement for one day. Now I went to my car that fence is too worn out to do any good anyways and headed off towards town. Along the way something caught my eye so I stopped and got out to see what it was. Cute thing I picked it up and wondered why the trees were so tall. Suddenly an arrow struck me in the thigh. YEEEOOOOWWWTTTCHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like a missile hitting an aircraft it hit me in the thigh, it really hurt!!!!! Something retreated into the woods like a rat swimming through lemonade. Ouch! Ouch! The arrow made my leg hurt. Suddenly the creature I was holding took the arrow out. "Hutcha." It said and suddenly my leg was healed. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!! So I packed up thinking of how my mother used to make chocolate in the summer and headed off to the mall like a wounded duck who had just been healed.
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