The Rule of Thumb

              "Your secret plans to rule the world are over! I've found your
      secret villian's hideout! And blew it up! Your finished Mickey!" Muzzy
      shouted in a heroic voice. Mickey raised an eye brow, "Are you stupid?
      I'm just a hit man. The real power is never stoppable!" "Okay. But, your
      under arrest. Now, get on my scooter." Muzzy places Mickey on the
      back of his scooter. "There are forces at work in the world that no one
      can control." Mickey whispered into Muzzy's ear. "Yeah. You have the
      right to remain silent." Muzzy groused.
                Muzzy and Mickey are teleported to the Moon. They land on
      a Russian space pad. Muzzy pulls his Walther PPK. He is surrounded
      by large crickets, holding strange weapons. "Surrender! You stupid Earthling!"
      the cricket leader shouts, like a heroic cricket. Muzzy drops his gun and
      raises his hands. Mickey laughs. Mickey slaps the back of the cricket leader
      and grabs a Coca-cola from a Russian soldier. "I guess I should have brought
      some RAID." Muzzy says with a smirk. "Shut-up! You stupid monkey!" the
      cricket leader shouted; forcefully. Muzzy is marched off to the very secret
      hide out of really powerful villians.
                "So? You are Muzzy?" a very sexy woman said. Muzzy smiles and
      winks, "You must be the entertainment." They make passionate zero gravity
      love and then dress for the meeting with the ultimate powerful secret guys.
      Muzzy enters the hall with the sexy woman. "I'm Muzzy." Muzzy winks at
      her. "Oh, I never give my name here." the sexy woman answers. "Kenny!"
      a Saudi prince exclaims as the sexy woman approaches. Muzzy swallows
      hard with a worried expression. "Your evil plans will unravel!" Muzzy
      proclaimed. The members in the hall, continue to chat unimpressed.
      Muzzy grabs a cracker with cheese wiz from the buffet. A gavel is dropped.
            "Tessler beans are in place. The cities of the world will be rubble.
      Then, we will rule the masses." the cricket leader announced. Muzzy felt
      like shouting, but he already said his best line. He had another cracker and
      cheese wiz. "Excellent. I see we have a new member. Muzzy, would you
      like to say something?" Kenny the sexy transsexual asked. Muzzy looked
      nervously at Kenny and shook his head no. "Okay. Let's talk about sports."
      the Saudi prince said with a toothy smile.


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