Saint Shepard Smith

        Shepard Smith
        Fox News Reporter
        Balloon Fetish


        "I like to watch women blow up balloons.
        I like to see balloons stuffed into their clothing.
        It does not matter if they are wearing clothing."
        (Shepard Smith)


        Shepard Smith took out adds in gay and swinger fetish magazines
        asking for balloon buddies. His membership swelled when he put it online.
        Now, his balloon buddy network spans the globe.

        "I like to roll on top of giant balloons." Shepard remarked on The Ellen Degeneres
        show. Miss Degeneres inquired if she might blow one of Shepard's balloons.
        He offered her a tube balloon. It was clear that the veteran Fox News reporter
        was aroused by Ellen's balloon blowing technique.

        Balloon Fetish is primarily a male sexual fantasy. Sexologists define
        this deviant behavior as a regression to satisfy breast feeding. Many
        women have taken to vaginal balloon stimulation. It can be
        used as a sexual aid for dysfunctional men.

        "Many of my female friends feel that if they step into balloons they
        will be made to feel like whores." (Shepard Smith)

        "Many giant rubber balloons have a thrilling rubber perfume when they
        explode. I have had this balloon perfume on my hands, face and body.
        Some are oily and sweet, others bitter, sharp or musty memorable reek."
        (Shepard Smith)

        Shepard Smith is convinced the Earth is a balloon. "If you think about the
        how thin the mantle of crust is on the surface the rest bellow is liquid
        lava; it's just like a balloon.. waiting to pop."

        Shepard Smith is obsessed with rubber,  "I look at latex clothing and it's
        a big turn off to me. A waste of good rubber you could be inflating."


        Reflection. The Saints fasted, toiled and wept not only for love of God,
                        but fear of the fires of Hell. How shall we, with our self-indulgent
                        lives and unexamined consciences, face the final bubble burst?


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