Invisible Girl

There's a chair in my room sometime's occupied
By a girl whom no one can see but I
          It used to give me quite the jitters
          How she'd speak in only whispers
And the dark orbs in place of her eyes!

Through conversation I have found that she's a lovely lass
She really rather favors me and I think she's a blast
          Though it does do me some bother
          That her body is all rottered
And her organs are fertilizing grass!

We planned a little engagement party
The meats and spirits were rich and hearty
          But when my girl tried to lift her glass
          Through all the victuals she did pass
And you can imagine I felt quite sorry!

When it came to the day of our wedding
I made sure nothing we were forgetting
          But when the priest saw my sweet
          He turned white as a sheet
And bolted out without our matrimony setting!