Richard Dawkins meets God

              "Why is molecular cell so complicated?" Doctor Dawkins pondered.
        He was seated by the fire place with his faithful friend Checkers, the terrier.
        His coco was delicious. Bing-bong! The door bell rang and Checkers barked.
        "Oh, fiddle sticks. I just hate unwanted guests." He stood adjusting
        his night cap and slipped on his slippers. There was no one at the door.
        "Grrr." Checkers growled. Richard looked about and then shut the door;
        "Could be a prank? Not likely out here in the country side. Must be a short
        circuit."
              Checkers continued to growl, facing the chair by the fire.
        Richard scratched Checkers behind the ear. "Now don't start barking
        at shadows." he smiled. "Sir? Is anything wrong?" his faithful concubine
        Lybra asked. "No, I'm fine just a glitch in the door bell." he waved her back to
        her quarters and sat down in his favorite french chair by the fire.
        "Hey! Watch where your sitting!" a wee voice shouted. Lybra's jaw dropped.
        Her eyes widened as she pointed to the chair. Richard jumped up and
        spun about.
              A small women no bigger than your thumb was seated on his chair
        and drinking his coco. "In a multidimensional universe, molecular cells are
        redundant." the tiny woman pronounced and took another sip of Doctor Dawkin's
        coco. "Are you seeing what I see?" he queried his concubine. She nodded
        rapidly yes. "You have to factor in the infinite number of alternative realities
        to understand the complexity of the genoa." "Who are you?" he stammered.
        "Trina. I'm a forest nymph." she answered and took a bow. "Where do you
        come from?" the Doctor began to take notes. "An alternative reality. Don't
        you think structure is better than chaos?" she continued and scratched her
        butt, "Does your dog have fleas?" "Well, structure will always arise from chaos."
        his reply was automatic. "May I touch you?" he asked.
            "Empirical proof!" she exclaimed. And in a blink of an eye she was 5'3".
        Trina skipped over to the befuddled Doctor and kissed him on the mouth.
        She was naked an unashamed. "You alter your size at will?" Richard felt
        dizzy. "Of course, energy is not limited by mass. It fuels mass, like blowing
        up a balloon." she laughed and pulled up his night gown, revealing his
        circumcision. "Stop that!" Doctor Dawkins was losing his objectivity.
        "Are you Jewish?" she asked with a Cheshire cat smile. "It's stander procedure.
        I need to take a picture." his voice trailed off as he snapped his fingers at
        Lybra. She ran to the den and returned with a cam-recorder. "Please, explain
        the purpose of your visit." Richard asked, holding the camera pointed at the
        nymph. She bowed and said her name and explained the multi universe,
        then she shrunk and flew about the room. Richard looked at the play back.
        There was Trina in all her naked splendor.
              "How did life begin?" he asked as he slid into his chair. Trina giggled,
        "Oh, it never ended. You are living in the mind of God." The tiny nymph
        flew about Lybra and between Checkers' legs. Checkers was yelping in
        panic. She touched the dog on the forehead. He fell unconscious. Lybra
        tried to call the police on her cell phone, but fell under the same enchantment.
        "I can't tell the scientific community that a faerie told me that multi universes
        created life. They'd lock me up." Richard started to sip his coco, but Trina
        had sipped every drop. "Well, you wanted the answer to the complexity of
        life. Now, I will make merry with your circumcision." Trina giggled and mated
        with the esteemed Doctor. "What the Hell are you doing?" he gasped.
        "Perpetuating the species in a multidimensional blood line. It's fun!" the
        nymph had her way and then vanished. "I love coco." Dr. Dawkins muttered
        and passed out in his chair.


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