Toilet, Brush

When you are done sitting down on the loo

stand up, pull the chain, ‘cause that’s what you do,

Well, into the air the water will dash;

Over six feet high the water will splash.



Within the water there are segments, too,

Segments of urine and segments of poo!

So women will love what I have to say,

“Put the seat down when you flush it away.”



Morning breath, morning breath tasting like poo,

Did you not realize your breaths like the loo?

All of the segments that fly when you flush

Land on all objects and on your toothbrush.